Satirical advice on curing mental illnessfrom @chloe.longname

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Hey, guys. Really good news has befallen me. I have eradicated all mental illness from my mind. Yes. It is possible. I am cured now. I am pure. So if you guys wanna know how to do that, like, all the good illegal therapists have been recommending this method because it's pretty genius. Oh, oh, I'm there's too many scribbles in my mind. Oh, I wanna pull out my hair out. I wanna not shower. No, no, no. I am robot. I am robot. I feel nothing. I feel nothing. Beep boop. Beep boop. I am robot. And I just yeah. I just do that tier I don't feel anything, and it's been actually, like, really working for me. Of course, like, you know, healthy diet and worse. I've been eating a package of prosciutto a day for the meats for the the protein from the meats, and that's obviously really good for me. It's like, I'm able to afford the prosciutto too because I deleted DoorDash off my phone. So, like, I'm getting exercised. I'm walking a block to the grocery store. I've never been stronger, Strong of mind, strong of body, strong of heart, triple threat triple threat, I guess. So yeah, I'm just tier really good and I have this So he protects me. He protects me in the night from the evil woman. The evil woman cry trying to crawl in the window and crowns through my body.