Jealous best friends meet and fightfrom @thegrannyflat

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Man, the wings club That is Yeah. Yeah. No. They were. Reece. Davey, baby. I'm so sorry. I let myself in. I found the spare key. That's so fine, bro. Come here. So nice to lie and nuzzle with you. Good to do that as well. Yeah. Hey, this is Nick, my day one. Nick, this is Reece. He's my best mate from work. Nice to meet you, man. Yep. Heard about you? Only good things, I hope. K. It's games night. It is games night. Get the beers. You talk amongst yourselves. My worse are colliding. He tier a fun spirit. Yeah. He's a good egg. How long are you staying? I live here. Oh. So you guys have been friends a long tier? Yeah, man. Going on eleven years now. Eleven. Oh. Yeah. My, high school teacher, very smart rank, he told me that you don't make your forever friends until your late twenties because your brain hasn't fully formed. And I say that with respect. Mine has. So what Dave and I are forging is actually elite compared to what you have. I also checked tier wasn't a competition, buddy. Lucky for you, it's not a competition because I'd get gold. What's your problem? Your friendship's outdated like your haircut. Did you just say? Back off. I have a six year old. My mitsubitchy. I'll go get it from the glove box. It'll fucking kill you. He's fun. Who's ready to get their ass kicked? Dave, let the games begin. Person. Worse? You know what? That sugar free gummy better doing that thing. I'll be back. No. No. No. Wait. Wait. Jesus Christ. You no, I'm taller than you. I'm six two. I just have a compressed spine because I was a child gymnast. If I bad heeled shoes on, I would tower over you. Listen. I don't know who you are or what your deal is, but I've got no fucking idea why Dave is friends with you. What'd you get him for his birthday? I got him a Sabrina Carpenter vinyl because he loves her, And I'm gonna be at the wedding. I got him a parcel of land in Scotland, which made him a good, lord David. Nice. I also got him Nando's. Well, not that you'd know this, but his love language is actually physical touch, and I've snuggled that man more than I've snuggled my ex girlfriends. You look poached. You look like Ellen DeGeneres. And you're as mean as her too. I look at you and I rank, this guy can't dance. This guy doesn't know how to do the worm. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Yeah. Well, this night, Dave's my best friend. I'm his best friend and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm his best friend. I'm his best friend. I'm his best friend. I'm his best friend. I'm his best friend. I'm his best friend. Fuck you. Listen here, bitch. Better ever get in between me and Dave. So why don't you just back off, yeah? Nick, you can't talk to Rhys like that. Damn. Nick, stop. Reese, I'm sorry you had to hear that, buddy. You don't deserve that. You're a prince. Misery loves company. He's a liar. Jealousy is a hell of a drug, Nick. I'm not jealous. Nick, I rank have more than one friend. It's a polyfriendship. We're not exclusive, Dave. We haven't had that conversation. Mhmm. Nick, hug it out no. Dave. Nick, hug it out now. Should we call? Yeah. We're cool, man. You see, I'll be on the altar, and you'll be on the pew. No. Fuck. Yeah. Stop. Knee, Grace, stop. Tier flying. Shit, Grace. What do we do? Woah. Woah.