Satirical PSA for male cuddlingfrom @thegrannyflat

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You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my heart. No homo. No homo. Yeah. Bye. I'm Nick. I'm Dave. And we are the proud new ambassadors of a new movement called Cutters With The Boys. For centuries now, men have signaled their love for one another through handshakes and dapping each other up. But as times change, so do men and the way that they should interact with each other. We no longer need to show our love and affection through just hands. We can use our whole bodies. Good dad didn't love you as a kid? Didn't give you any cuddles? Your boy can feel that void. You grew up playing footy with a bunch of hyper masculine beef heads that frown upon affection? Fuck him. Grab your rank and grab him tight. The best thing about cuddling is you can do it any way you want. You can do it at the pub. You can do it in the hot tub. You can do it in the back of a high line. You can do it playing golf. You can cuddle at the footy. You can cuddle in bed. You can cuddle at the casino. You can cuddle at the gym. Fuck it. You can cuddle in groups of three. You can cuddle in groups of 10. You can cuddle in groups of 20. You rank cuddle in groups of 1,000,000 if you really wanted to. You can cuddle as many people as you can possibly put your hands on with consent. The more people, the better fellas, if you wanna join the movement, use the hashtag cuddles with the boys and show us how you cuddle your boys. Gents, it's out with the old and in with the new. So post your photos no we can have a little gaze. And next time you see your boys, don't give them a handshake. Give them a cuddle. This is platonic. Of course. This is platonic. I know. K.