Humorous take on ovulation effectsfrom @raitryna

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Around a woman who's ovulating is a very interesting experience because I feel like I'm being hunted. She is a hungry lioness on the prowl and I'm a rank fucking piece of meat waiting to be devoured. And it doesn't matter what you say. She doesn't wanna hear your words. She just wants to hear this, which is fine, but it's really interesting because they start doing tricks all of a sudden. Like I didn't know you could do a handstand. I didn't know you could do the splits on it. I'm not complaining, but this is new. You know what I mean? I've heard them tell me and describe it as in a way of an itch that cannot be satisfied. It is an insatiable desire and they are foaming at the mouth looking at you my man. So if she's ever told you that you'd be a good father, don't believe her. She was just ovulating. And during this tier, if you find that your girl standing in front of the mirror longer than usual, let her be. She looks good. She feels confident. Her body is tier. Clock it. But with that said, be careful about the compliments you throw her away because she will attack you. To summarize all this, during ovulation, her energy and mood will be pretty high, but that only lasts a couple days because her hormones are gonna jump off a cliff when she enters the luteal phase. And during this time, you need to be extra patient, extra caring with her because she's gonna be super critical of herself. And just generally speaking, gentlemen, if you have a girlfriend, if you have a wife, it is in your best interest to learn a little bit more about the four phases and how it affects you or shorty personally.