@tampa_bre
Instagram · Speaker address
@tampa_bre Florida living 😍🍆🍍 Yes it’s my listing you big babies DM ME FOR MORE INFO Condominium 2 bedrooms 3 bathrooms St. Pete Shuffleboard, tennis, fifteen minutes to the beach
@tampa_bre
Instagram · Speaker address
@tampa_bre Florida living 😍🍆🍍 Yes it’s my listing you big babies DM ME FOR MORE INFO Condominium 2 bedrooms 3 bathrooms St. Pete Shuffleboard, tennis, fifteen minutes to the beach
Performance
Video #13876 · Speaker address
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The creator, a real estate agent, gives a tour of a Florida condo. In each room, she uses the recurring phrase "This condo is so Florida that..." followed by a satirical and often dark joke referencing Florida stereotypes, political issues, and infamous news stories, before ending with a call to action to share the video.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 85%
This condo was so Florida that it wouldn't let me get an abortion after six weeks.
Visual hook · 15%
A woman stands on a sidewalk in front of a condo, speaking directly to the camera under a bright, clear blue sky, establishing a conventional real estate tour context that is immediately subverted by the verbal hook.
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Steal this for your own video
This is so that it .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Provocative Premise Hook: The video opens by immediately stating the core comedic formula with a strong, politically charged punchline that sets the outrageous tone and grabs attention.
Payoff
The Deadpan Call to Action: The video concludes with a standard, format-appropriate call to action that completely ignores the preceding chaos, creating a final moment of comedic dissonance.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurdist Tour
Juxtaposing a mundane, structured format (like a real estate tour) with a repeating, absurd, and escalating comedic premise based on a single, strong theme or stereotype.
The Factual Anchor
Immediately following the initial joke, the presenter provides concrete, factual details (bedrooms, bathrooms, price). This grounds the absurd premise in the reality of the format, making the subsequent jokes more impactful through contrast.
The Stereotype Gauntlet
A rapid-fire series of jokes applying the core formula to different locations/features. Each punchline escalates in absurdity and specificity, drawing from different cultural touchstones like common stereotypes, true crime, pop culture, niche subcultures, and taboo subjects.
The Darkest Punchline
The comedic climax where the presenter delivers the most shocking and controversial punchline of the series, pushing the theme to its absolute limit before the conclusion.
Florida living 😍🍆🍍 Yes it’s my listing you big babies DM ME FOR MORE INFO Condominium 2 bedrooms 3 bathrooms St. Pete Shuffleboard, tennis, fifteen minutes to the beach
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CONDO
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WOULDN'T
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AFTER
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BEDROOMS,
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BATHROOMS,
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$220,000.
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FLORIDA
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PICKUP
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MY
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SISTER.
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ALLEGEDLY
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ITS
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AFTER
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MYSTERIOUSLY
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1997.
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CONDO
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THAT
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NEW
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SO
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ASKED
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C***
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CVS.
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IS
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ON
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PINEAPPLE
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ASKED
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CONDO
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FLORIDA
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CHLAMYDIA
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BATHROOM
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ALLIGATOR
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IT STILL
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ALLIGATOR,
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CHLAMYDIA.
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SO
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SPORTS
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DOWNHILL
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RETIRED.
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BROKE
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COUSIN.
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BEACH,
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CHILDREN,
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K***
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PRISON.
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LOOKING
This condo was so Florida that it wouldn't let me get an abortion after six weeks. Two bedrooms, three bathrooms, dollars 220,000. This condo was so Florida that it drove a pickup truck into my house and then my sister. This condo was so Florida that it allegedly forged its husband's will after he mysteriously went missing in 1997. This condo is so Florida that it's really just from New York. This condo is so Florida that it asked me if I wanted to smoke with it behind a CVS. This condo is so Florida that it put on an upside down pineapple tier shirt and asked me to be its third. This condo is so Florida that it gave me chlamydia in a Waffle House bathroom and then threw an alligator at me. It still burns from the alligator, not the chlamydia. This condo is so Florida that all of its sports teams went downhill after Tom Brady retired. This condo is so Florida that it broke up with me no it could start dating its cousin. This condo is so Florida that it bought a mansion in Palm Beach, trafficked children, and then didn't itself in prison. Share this with someone who's looking for a condo.