Movie scene parody about champagnefrom @atfrenchies

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Are the sparkling wines for this collection? Why is no one ready? Tier, it's a tough call. They're so different. Something funny? No. Nothing's funny. It's just that those two wines look exactly the same and, you know, I'm still new to this stuff. This stuff. Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. Uh-oh. You go to your fridge and you select any, I don't know, off label bottle because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put in your body. But what you don't know is that this wine is not just a sparkling wine. It's not a crement. It's not a Prosecco. It's a Blanc de Blanc champagne. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 1669, Dom Perignon invented the second fermentation in a bottle. And then it was 1891, I think, when champagne became protected by European law. We need a Chardonnay here. Yes. You're right. And then champagne showed up in the portfolio of eight different fashion houses. And then it filtered down through the vineyards and then trickled on into some tragic discount bodega where you, no doubt, fished it off some clearance shelf. However, this champagne represents millions of dollars of countless jobs, and it's just sort of comical how you think that you've made a decision that excludes you from the French wine industry when in fact this is a wine selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.