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@manorsgolf Dear Applicant, As a golfer, you may be familiar with the arduous process that awaits anyone attempting to join a members club. Perhaps you would need a proposer, a seconder, 20 members letters, 6 years on a waitlist, and a round with Club Captain Bartholomew, who still remembers when the spike bar nearly burnt down in the 30s! If you are deemed a good chap, the club may consider accepting your £50,000 membership fee and £10,000 in annual subs. But if you step out of line during your wait, you can count yourself out of the 2035 club medal. What a load of hogwash. At The Manors Club we have fixed the problem of membership applications once and for all. Ours is short and meritocratic. We will not enquire about your handicap, your bank balance or even who you went to school with. But I must warn you, ours is also far more gruelling a process than any you may have faced before. All will be revealed on the 24th of February 2026. Join the newsletter at link in bio for 24 hours early access to The Club Collection.
