@alanlinplus
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@alanlinplus The results of our Fart Maxxing Experiment V12 are in and vegan farts are elite. #fartmaxxing
@alanlinplus
Instagram · Vlog
@alanlinplus The results of our Fart Maxxing Experiment V12 are in and vegan farts are elite. #fartmaxxing
Performance
Video #19741 · Vlog
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The creator conducts a deadpan, satirical 'fart maxxing' experiment, using an industrial gas detector to measure the hydrogen sulfide parts per million (PPM) of his flatulence. He physically demonstrates the measuring process, shows the high readings on the device via close-up cutaways, and then transitions to a talking-head breakdown where he analyzes the data using a custom chart, ultimately concluding that a vegan diet of Beyond Meat, onions, and garlic produces the most potent results.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
MEASURING THE PPM OF MY FART MAXXING (SOUND ON)
Verbal hook · 35%
This is the first time I've broken the 30 PPM rank barrier for hydrogen sulfide, aka sulfur stink, and it was with vegan farts.
Visual hook · 10%
A man in a hoodie is bent over in a living room, holding a yellow industrial gas detector near his backside while staring deadpan directly into the camera.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The viewer is immediately confronted with a bizarre, highly specific metric or achievement presented with absolute seriousness, creating instant cognitive dissonance and curiosity.
Payoff
Deliver a deadpan, practical takeaway or warning that treats the absurd experiment as a genuinely useful cautionary tale.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Pseudo-Scientific Case Study
Applying rigorous, deadpan scientific measurement and analysis to a highly absurd or taboo subject to create comedic contrast and high engagement.
The Data Reveal
Establish the extreme, quantified result of the absurd experiment to set the stakes and prove the creator's commitment to the bit.
The Hypothesis Confirmation
Connect the bizarre result to a relatable, everyday theory or stereotype, validating it with the newly acquired 'data'.
The Variable Breakdown
Systematically list the mundane inputs that combined to create the extreme output, adding pseudo-scientific depth to the narrative.
The Thesis Restatement
Summarize the core finding in a single, punchy sentence that reinforces the initial premise before the final sign-off.
The results of our Fart Maxxing Experiment V12 are in and vegan farts are elite. #fartmaxxing
title · beginning
MEASURING THE PPM OF MY FART MAXXING (SOUND ON)
informational · beginning
30+ PPM = War Crime Level Stink
informational · middle
25-30 PPM = Weaponized Stink
informational · middle
FART STENCH ANALYSIS PPM | SMELL LEVEL | SOCIAL DAMAGE 0-1 Undetectable 0/10 (Ghost) 2-5 Mild funk 2/10 ("Was that?") 6-10 Noticeable 5/10 (Windows open) 11-15 Offensive 7/10 (Accusations) 16-20 ROOM-CLEARING 8.5/10 (Evacuation) 25-30 Weaponized 9.5/10 (Trust broken) 30+ War crime 10/10 (HR involved)
This is the first time I've broken the 30 PPM rank barrier for hydrogen sulfide, aka sulfur stink, and it was with vegan farts. People say vegan farts are the worst farts, and the results of our hypothesis support that. Sulfur compounds from the rank Beyond Best patties, onions, garlic, paired with miso to add depth to the odor profile. You can't deny the fart power of the vegan diet. Overall, useful experiment, but I definitely wouldn't recommend raw dogging the vegan patties.