@zesstysauce
TikTok · Skit
@zesstysauce So I’m banned from Grindr
@zesstysauce
TikTok · Skit
@zesstysauce So I’m banned from Grindr
Performance
Video #20483 · Skit
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The creator begins by telling a deadpan, highly specific story directly to the camera about downloading Grindr solely to find a fourth player for a late-night game of Codenames, repeatedly emphasizing that he isn't gay. After a long, detailed explanation of the encounter, the video abruptly cuts to a wider shot of him at a laptop, revealing that this entire bizarre story was his wildly inappropriate response to an interviewer asking him to describe a time he 'thought outside the box' in a previous job.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 65%
I recently downloaded Grindr.
Visual hook · 35%
Close-up of a man dressed in a professional suit jacket and button-down shirt with wired earbuds, creating an immediate visual contrast with his opening statement about downloading a hookup app.
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Steal this for your own video
I recently for .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A shocking or taboo opening statement that immediately hooks the viewer by demanding an explanation.
Payoff
The creator accepts the correction from the off-screen voice but immediately applies the exact same absurd logic to the new prompt, delivering a final comedic punchline.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Context-Shift Confession
Hooking the viewer with a bizarre personal story, revealing the story is being told in a wildly inappropriate setting, and doubling down on the punchline.
The Absurd Justification
The creator explains the logical, yet highly unconventional and absurd reasoning behind the shocking opening statement.
The Awkward Execution
The creator narrates the outcome of their absurd plan, emphasizing the social tension and awkwardness of the situation.
The Reality Reveal
An off-screen voice interrupts, instantly recontextualizing the entire video by revealing the story is being told in a formal, high-stakes environment.
So I’m banned from Grindr
I recently downloaded Grindr. Now I'm not gay, but I was with some friends late on a Friday night, and we really wanted to play code names. There were only three of us, and obviously, you need four people for code names. And I'd heard from a friend that people respond very quickly on Grindr. So I downloaded the app, and sure enough, there was someone 200 yards away that was down to play. Now I made very clear in the conversation that I am not gay. Person was still down. He came tier, great guy, played a few games. I do think he thought something was gonna happen better on that night. I made it very clear that I am not gay. Right. Alright. Andrew? Yeah. We best can you tell us about a time you thought outside of the box in, like, a previous job? Okay. Okay. Yeah. So this one tier, I couldn't figure out how to do a vlookup, so I downloaded Grind.