Relatable marriage humor text overlayfrom @carlykotowicz

I know [relationship turning point] would never be an option because we'd just end up being each other's [unexpected ongoing dynamic] every time we [routine shared situation].

• — I know breaking up would never be an option because we'd just end up being each other's late-night text every time we dropped the dog off.
• — I know quitting our band would never be an option because we'd just end up being each other's secret collaborator every time we played the same venue.
• — I know leaving my business partner would never be an option because we'd just end up being each other's emergency call every time a client crisis hit.