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ON TOUR- Springfield MA 3/6, Minneapolis 3/25-27, San Diego 4/2, Oxnard CA 4/4, Chicago 4/9, Irvine 4/22, NJ 5/7, NYC 5/8, Honolulu 5/20, San Antonio TX 5/29-30, Boston 6/6-7, Vancouver 6/11-6/13, Austin TX 6/19-6/20, Chandler AZ 7/9-10
#comedy #standup #crowdwork #asian #wasian
Transcript
There's a there's a, like, a tall white guy in the front row. How are you? Not white. Not white? Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. That was the worst thing I could good said. The worst insult I could good laid upon you. I'm so sorry. Hi. That's offensive. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend. I'm so sorry. All my life. All your life. Yeah. And then, what was your name? Gabe. Gabe. Okay. Well, that doesn't help. The white that doesn't help the white. Gabe Nishimura. Gabe Nishimura. You're Asian. Why do you think I'm here? Why do you think you're here? That's a great point, you know? You're are you full Asian? No. Half. Half what? Half Japanese. And then half. Half white. So when I said, are you white? You rank see how I could get a little confused. Yes. Okay. Yes. You are a little bit white. tier, you no? 50% is a majority, you no? But when you say when people say, you're away, you go, no. You deny it quickly. No. I don't know. I want nothing to do with that. You rank 50%? What? What'd you say? You gotta pick a side. And you pick the right side, brother. Here we go. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. How are you? Welcome to the show.