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- Length · 5 Nov 2025
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Video #21319 · Skit
Funny golf shop phone callsfrom @hermitagegolf
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Overview
The creator acts out a comedic skit portraying a golf shop employee answering a series of ridiculous phone calls from customers. He uses a deadpan delivery and jump cuts to transition between different absurd questions, highlighting the relatable struggles of customer service in the golf industry by responding to unrealistic requests with dry sarcasm.
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Simple outline
- 1Establish service scenario
- 2Present absurd request
- 3Deliver deadpan shutdown
- 4Execute repetitive dismissal
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Classification
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 35%
Golf shop. This is Chris.
Visual hook · 65%
A man in a golf shop uniform looking deadpan and slightly exasperated while holding a landline phone to his ear, immediately establishing a relatable customer service scenario.
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Hook template
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Open on a deadpan in , holding a as if they’ve just heard an absurd request.
- — Open on a deadpan barista in a café apron, holding a store phone as if they’ve just heard an absurd request.
- — Open on a deadpan airline gate agent in an airline uniform, holding a headset as if they’ve just heard an absurd request.
- — Open on a deadpan tech-support representative in a company polo, holding a customer-service headset as if they’ve just heard an absurd request.
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Immediate immersion into a mid-conversation scenario featuring an absurd premise, establishing the comedic tone and format instantly without preamble.
Payoff
The final, most pointed comedic shutdown followed by the established repetitive sign-off, providing a satisfying, abrupt conclusion to the rapid-fire pattern.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Deadpan Service Gauntlet
A rapid-fire series of simulated interactions where absurd requests are met with deadpan, sarcastic shutdowns and a repetitive catchphrase dismissal.
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The Baseline Absurdity
Introduces the format by presenting the first ridiculous scenario and establishing the protagonist's deadpan reaction and signature sign-off.
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The Escalating Niche
Presents a second, more specific or demanding scenario to prove the pattern, escalate the absurdity, and reinforce the comedic timing.
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The Stereotype Punchline
Delivers the final scenario where the protagonist's shutdown relies on a sharp, community-specific insult, serving as the narrative climax.
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Techniques
Trends
Post caption
More calls to the golf shop #golfshop #golfcourse
Transcript
Golf shop. This is Chris. Can you set the course record if it's lift clean in place? Sir, I'd ask more realistic questions like rank the pro shop deliver balls at the turn? Uh-huh. Have a good day. Yes, sir. We do offer rental clubs. Do we have any that are two inch long and extra stiff? Sir, if the round's that important to you, I'd probably bring you your own clubs. Uh-huh. Have a good day. Yes, sir. We have rental clubs. What's the brand and the specs? And what's the swing weight? Sir, do you have iron covers? No. With those questions, I figured you would. Uh-huh. Have a good day.