Split screen viral drama reactionfrom @womp_tomp

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Better caught cheating on a luxe maxing stream is potentially worse than getting put in the pillory. At least this public shaming ritual is over in, like, a day, and then you clean the tomato off of your face. But this lives forever in infamy, and millions of people are now gonna watch you, like, thoughtlessly betray your four year long, loving, stable relationship for momentary proximal hypergamy with a guy that you know that just wants to use you once literally because that's his entire brand and you don't care? And now a bunch of chuds are commenting on your mom's Facebook for being disgusting? Bro, I'd rather get stoned. At least least after that, you don't exist anymore, and it was only the local people in town and not the entire Internet. And the reason that worked, by the way, is not the fear of death. It was because it was super embarrassing. Oh my goodness. Did you hear what happened to Becky? That's why every culture had a ritual to, like, make women feel really bad for being evil because sometimes that's the only thing that gets through. Having your most intimate moment of betrayal caught on camera and then publicly giga roasted by every able-bodied mind on the planet simultaneously is the worst form of that I could possibly imagine.