@shaneohgolfs
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@shaneohgolfs What putter you use, says about YOU #golf #golfstagram #golfing #golfaddict #golfers #golfswing #golftips #golfcoach #fyp
@shaneohgolfs
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@shaneohgolfs What putter you use, says about YOU #golf #golfstagram #golfing #golfaddict #golfers #golfswing #golftips #golfcoach #fyp
Performance
Video #2186 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator presents a rapid-fire list of different golf putters, offering humorous and stereotypical profiles for the type of golfer who uses each one, and concludes each profile by assigning a specific golf handicap.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 50%
What putter you use says about you
Verbal hook · 50%
What putter you use says about you.
Visual hook
An energetic, expressive close-up of the creator with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression, speaking directly into a small microphone.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A direct-to-camera declaration of the video's judgmental premise: 'What [item] you use says about you.'
Payoff
The final iteration of the running gag, serving as a punchline and a definitive, abrupt end to the list.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Stereotype Scorecard
To humorously judge and stereotype individuals based on their choice of a specific item within a category, culminating in a comically precise quantitative score.
The Running Gag Opener
A short, sharp, negative command that acts as a pattern interrupt and recurring joke before the list begins.
The Item Gauntlet
A series of rapid-fire segments, each dedicated to one item, where each segment follows the repeating micro-pattern to deliver a judgment.
The Running Gag Midpoint
The recurring joke is repeated to break up the list, prevent monotony, and reinforce the video's comedic tone.
The Final Item Judgments
The last few items in the list are presented, often with contrasting scores (one very good, one very bad) to build to a climax.
What putter you use, says about YOU #golf #golfstagram #golfing #golfaddict #golfers #golfswing #golftips #golfcoach #fyp
title · beginning
What putter you use says about you
informational · beginning
Quit golfing
informational · middle
13.6 handicap
informational · middle
14.1 handicap
informational · middle
18.3 handicap
informational · middle
Quit golfing
informational · middle
4.3 handicap
informational · end
21.2 handicap
call-to-action · end
Stop using this
What putter you use says about you. Quit golfing. TaylorMade Spider. Most likely better other club in your bag is tailor made. Probably p seven ninety irons, the newest q I 35 driver, or you saw that Scottie won seven tournaments with this thing and thought, yeah, that's gonna fix my putting too. Mm-mm. 13.6 handicap. The Odyssey white hot OG two ball. Do not rank, run the other way if you see this in somebody's golf bag because they are going to take all of your money on the golf course. I can almost guarantee you that the grip on thing is completely falling apart, and they have no intentions on ever changing it. Not the best golfers, but they sure do know how to putt. 14.1 handicap. Scottie Cameroon Phantom, or any Scottie Cameroon for that better, either you're a great golfer and you know what you're doing, or you just have a lot of money and bought it just to show it off. So after we average those, we're going 18.3 handicap. Quick reminder, quit golfing. You saw Good collab with Odysee, so you went out and bought this and found out that it works really well. You're a pretty good golfer. 4.3 handicap. Every single Saturday morning golf group has one golfer that uses a vintage or a new Ping Anser better, and they don't make any putts. But they swear by this thing rank they are never going to change it. So you have to respect it. 21.2 handicap. Stop using this.