Greenscreen red carpet fashion reviewfrom @johnmvilla2

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The outfits at this Hannah Montana premiere, absolutely iconic. Miley looks amazing. This is custom Rabanne adapted from a spring twenty twenty four design. They subbed in this bedazzled Hannah Montana graphic tee. It's sparkly and self referential. I think it's really fun. I'm guessing there was a dress code of like, early two thousands core because this look on Alex Cooper is sending me. The beaded capri pants. These are vintage Dolce and Gabbana, like, 2,000. Villanously thin sparkly scarf, plus the vintage Gucci Jackie. It's Carrie Bradshaw meets Ashley Tisdale, and I get it. Mikaela wore the wrong wig and the wrong color. That's Nickelodeon, baby, with one of her many Louis Vuitton bags. I understand the wig choice. I just don't think it's the right choice for her. Lainie Wilson looks like she's on Dancing with the Stars. It's a beautiful jumpsuit. Very Selena. Rank, not as much. This theme is really same thing, different day for Jojo Siwa. She never stopped dressing like she was in a Lisa Frank drawing. David Archuleta. I'm not opposed to a tweed granny blazer with no shirt on, but for an event around this tween TV show, it's kind of a choice. Tana Mango also went very downtown y two k. This has a Dolce, Roberta Cavalli sort of vibe with the peach gradient sunnies. Perfect. Lona Mar looks so fresh and gorgeous, like a damn Neutrogena ad. The outfit combination, I don't understand quite as much, but the Disney Channel school of styling was completely off the rails. So I'm not sure what Rayami is doing tier, and I'm not gonna ask. He looks like a literal mermaid, Lauren Lott. This is so perfectly nostalgic. Feels very different to what everyone else did, but it immediately takes you to that era. Where did she get these insane pants? I love it. I like this best. Sorry to Shanika Knowles. Poorly proportioned, overly styled, mismatching colors and materials, it's a no. But Brooke Babeski AKA Chef Bad, this is how you do the chaotic, nonsensical early two thousands dressing. It's horrible, and it hurts my eyes, but it's compositionally balanced. But this, this is so perfectly stupid. Matt Peterson wearing an homage to the good dress, which is a direct reference to Hannah Montana who was, of course, referring to Bjork's swan dress. This is iconic behavior. You see a chance and you take it. Also, hello arm. Let me know what you think of these looks. I sound super congested. I'm sorry. I'm still getting over a sinus surgery. Okay. Bye.