Comedic single take storytime rantfrom @oldfashonedhussle

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Deacon, I don't have manners. Bitch, I have manners. I have such good manners. One tier, I was walking downtown Broad Market, North New Jersey, bro. I had to catch a number one bus up the way. I seen a man lighting a cigarette between the space and two buildings. He clocked me, I clocked him, and when he turned his head, it was not a cigarette. It was a crack pipe. And when he said, do you want some? I said, no. Thank you. Because I believe even fiends deserve respect. But you think I don't have no manners because I called you a weak ass bitch where your offered me a whole rank of expired crackers, and I ate the whole shit. And you were like, Don't eat those. Those are expired. And I said, I'll deal with the repercussions later. I have insurance. I'm not gonna disrespect your and her house. Okay? And then you called me weird because I said hi to everybody when I walked in. I I said hi to everybody when I walked in, even your grandmother, who's basically hella killer at this point and don't know what the fuck is going on. Okay? You think I'm weird, but guess who got invited back to the crib? Me. Guess who didn't? You.