Storytime about niche fan encountersfrom @nick.knows.ball

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Might have to start making my interactions with you guys in new series because you genuinely can't make this stuff up. I was at the gym yes, and one of you slowly walks up to me and goes Roddy Tier? That was his way of confirming it was me. I would bet a million dollars that is the only time that's been used as a conversation opener in history. Also, respect the audacity for saying that because imagine it wasn't me and he just walked up to a complete stranger and good, Ronnie Turiaf. So shout out Ethan for that. You also told me you're rank, like, a thousandth in my March Madness bracket, so I'm curious. Where are you now? Later in that same workout, one of you also came up to me and asked me a very important question. And since this is a community of ball mowers, I thought I'd ask ask you guys. Will Festus easily be ball knowledge in ten years? That was his question. I also wanna give a shout out to all of you because even though this is a niche community, it's running very deep. Like, the fact that you guys are recognizing me in public is ridiculous. And the stuff that you guys say is also hilarious. What did I create? This wasn't supposed to happen. Like this is a glitch in the worse, I feel like. Because in what world are you walking up to a complete stranger and just saying the name Ronnie Toriyev and then pausing and just waiting for them to reply to you? That's never happened.