Satirical TV presentation about datingfrom @thatzonaguy

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It's a big day today because today we are running back religion hoes. I already have a Tier rank out on this better a lot of you are new around here no we're gonna we're gonna run this one back. Bad. The natural life cycle of a hoe is as follows. They do some no shit, then they do some more ho shit, then they feel bad about the ho shit, and then they become religious. Okay? And this graph was provided by the TZG Institute of Societal Change. Shout out to them. They do an amazing job every single day over there for us. No, you see the natural life cycle and at the end they become religious. Everyone thinks that, oh, religious girl is such a good girl. No, no, no, no, no. Because what happens is, they only became religious because of a whole bunch of bullshit they did in the past. They didn't start good and start with the religion. They did all the bullshit and now they wanna try again rank expect that they're gonna convince you that they're some good girl because they go to church and they do all this other bullshit that they think is convincing. But we're not falling for that. Overly religious, that's a hoe's final form. If you see a woman that all of a sudden becomes overly religious, you better know that she has done some heinous things in her past. Church and religion isn't even what it used to be. I grew up and I went to Catholic school. We had priests where this motherfucker lived in the church his entire life. Now, you go to a church and it's basically a fucking night club for Sunday mornings. You got all the people who are just doing fucking cocaine and whatever drugs that are now at church on Sunday morning. Just because you go to church, that doesn't all of a sudden make you a good person. You still need to lead a good life to be a good person. So you guys gotta look out for the religion worse. So rank you for coming to my TED Rank today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.