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馃搷Louisville, KY 4/29
馃搷Fort Wayne, IN 4/30
馃搷Chicago, IL 5/1 and 5/2
馃搷Oklahoma City, OK 5/20
馃搷Tulsa, OK 5/21
馃搷Portland, OR 6/2
馃搷Tacoma, WA 6/3
馃搷Spokane, WA 6/4
馃搷Philadelphia, PA 7/30
馃搷Buffalo, NY 9/23
馃搷 Rochester, NY 9/24
馃搷Austin, TX 10/15
馃搷Atlanta, GA 10/22
MORE DATES TO COME
Transcript
Okay. So we found some sugar crystals. Yep. A peanut. Light work. Easy. And then we did find, the mystery tablets. Right. Yes. So I'm not I'm not entirely sure what they are or what they do. So but is it, like, so is it, like, food? Like a candy or something? You no, I I don't no. I don't think so. Right. I don't think no. But there's certainly almost food. No. Definitely food adjacent. Food adjacent, for sure. I mean, is it crazy if we just eat these right now and, like, see what happens? I don't know. I no, I'm kinda down if you are. I don't know. I didn't Oh my god. Are you nervous? I'm nervous. Crazy, honestly. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. No. No. Ready? Ready? One, two, three. Good. It's not bad, you know, but it's not like food. No. I agree. I'm not sure, like, I'm not sure, woah. Woah. No. I'm not sure. Derek? Fuck. Derek, what's happening? Woah. Derek? Woah. Holy shit. Dude, I'm not joking. I can hear colors. I swear to good. I swear to god. I can hear that green right now. I'm about to say something right now, and I'm not even sure what these words mean. So take this with a grain of salt. I have one right here. We should listen to Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Dude, you're not gonna believe this, but something tells me that if we start that album at the exact same time we start the movie Wizard of Oz, they will sync up perfectly. Should we try it? Oh my god. Yes. Yes. I don't even know what that is, but yes. What is happening right now? What does any of this mean? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, man, but I'm fucking bugging out right now. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He's trying to give you a bug. Because we're bugs. Who's your bug? That's the best day of my life.