Satirical football game planning skitfrom @nick.knows.ball

Framework

The Self-Sabotage Session

A point-of-view sketch where a group (or individual representing a group) plans their own failure through a series of increasingly absurd and counter-intuitive decisions, presented with dramatic seriousness for comedic effect.

1. 1

   The Asset Praise

   The narrative begins by identifying and praising the single greatest strength or most valuable asset, establishing a baseline of competence and potential.

2. 2

   The Asset Sabotage

   The first major comedic turn, where a plan is proposed that uses the previously identified asset to directly cause catastrophic failure, undermining the initial premise.

3. 3

   The Micro-Effort Strategy

   A new strategy is introduced that focuses on achieving a laughably small, almost meaningless initial success, immediately followed by a plan to cease all further productive effort.

4. 4

   The Quantitative Surrender

   The planning pivots to defining success by a quantifiable metric that objectively represents a pathetic and comprehensive failure.