@willeygoat
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@willeygoat This is also just how it feels being in your mid 20s at the kids table
@willeygoat
Instagram · Skit
@willeygoat This is also just how it feels being in your mid 20s at the kids table
Performance
Video #31256 · Skit
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The creator performs a comedy skit where he plays two roles: his future self as an elderly, out-of-touch grandfather at Thanksgiving in 2071, and his younger, tech-savvy relatives. The grandfather complains about the AI-generated turkey, doesn't understand their microchip-based social lives, and is horrified by mandatory in-brain advertisements. He tries to connect with them through old-fashioned outdoor games and reminisces about pre-climate-change family walks, ultimately lamenting the loss of real-world bonding.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 65%
Me at thanksgiving in 2071 being the exact oldhead I currently can’t stand
Verbal hook · 20%
So uh, who made the turkey this year?
Visual hook · 15%
The creator is shown with a prominent aging filter applied to his face, immediately establishing the elderly character and the premise of the video.
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Steal this for your own video
Me at being the exact
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A text overlay presents a self-aware, relatable premise, forecasting the character's future transformation into an archetype they currently dislike.
Payoff
The character delivers a final, heartfelt monologue lamenting the loss of 'the old ways,' ironically cementing their transformation into the out-of-touch archetype established in the hook.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Inevitable Future Self
A comedic sketch where a character projects themselves into a future scenario, only to find they've become the very archetype they currently dislike by reacting to escalating future norms with present-day values.
The First Generational Clash
The character initiates an interaction based on a current-day norm (e.g., food, activities) and is met with a futuristic, technologically-driven alternative, creating the initial point of conflict and confusion.
The Failed Connection Attempt
The character attempts to bridge the generational gap by suggesting a nostalgic, outdated activity or concept, which is met with complete incomprehension by the 'future' characters, highlighting the character's growing irrelevance.
The Dystopian Normalcy Reveal
A seemingly normal observation by the character leads to the casual reveal of a dystopian or shocking future reality that is treated as completely mundane by everyone else, maximizing the comedic and conceptual horror.
The Environmental Barrier
A final attempt at a simple, traditional interaction is shown to be impossible due to a harsh new environmental reality, grounding the futuristic absurdity in a plausible, bleak context.
This is also just how it feels being in your mid 20s at the kids table
title · throughout
Me at thanksgiving in 2071 being the exact oldhead I currently can’t stand
Who made the turkey this year? It's actually AI generalized three d printing. I'm telling you right no, I'm not eating a Thanksgiving turkey made by some clanker. Grandma, you can't say that. Come on. Come on. That's what it is. So what are you kids getting up to these days? Kinda just connecting our microchips. Yeah. Hanging out in VR. Alright. Well, how do we hang out in this reality with grandpa? Maybe go outside, play some two hand touch. What? Kill the carrier, you know, three flags up, something like that. No idea what that is, bro's kinda chopped. Cooked, low key, true. Facts. You know what? You know what? Make make a tackle. Let's put charcoal. What's, what's wrong with him? His micro Can't hear us or see us. There's an ad being pumped into his head right no? Yeah. We couldn't afford the premium monthly subscription. Oh, god. And that's legal? It's mandatory, actually. We have to have it. It's called a hard count. You're trying to get the other team to jump. When you go outside, I'll show you. Why don't you kids, put your little robots down and go for a walk with your cousins before the food comes out, if you know what I mean? Why? It's a 124 degrees out. Yeah. We don't really go outside. See, you you kids will never have any idea how important those walks were for us. You won't get to bond in real life like that. It's sad. It's sad.