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I'm better up the D and D table today The sad tier, why I'm mother thinking I'm lame because I stay inside all day Never in sunlight Just grab the dungeon master book and get it done right. I'm Arthur, AKA Gorlock the Warlock. Attack elves, roll my dice and cast spells, the wrath of hell. I get mean with figurines. My wisdom is 12 and charisma 13. Switch up maps, I'm using critical attacks to blast an orc in half like a dwarf with an ax. I'm nice. When I roll a 20 sided dice, never think worse, two holes best go in a vice. 305 experience points. I got a case of Keystone light and two joints. Look around the map like what's my next move in? I'm back soon. Y'all best not test me, dude. Next to you, my