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Get ready with me to go on a date, but I'm not allowed to wear any makeup. I wish I was doing okay. Literally good drooled in my hair. This guy that I'm going on a date with told me he does not like girls that wear makeup. Obviously, I need to make it look like I'm not wearing makeup. I'm I'm not doing this to please a rank, but no that these words are coming out of my mouth, I don't I don't know if I am. I did wake up with a fat pimpy on her, so we're gonna have to try to cover that up. Now that I've been to a couple influencer events without wearing makeup, I kinda feel like what's the difference of going on a date without any makeup on. Right? Right? Hi. Right? Hi. I don't know. I've been single for seven years. Not by choice, by the way. Just, like, let me put that out there. He doesn't know anything about, like, my job or anything. So but then I'll probably tell my entire life story. If he thinks that I'm a normal girl, tier he's definitely in for a big treat. I'm anything but normal. Lip stain even though I don't kiss on the first date. Well, actually, it's kinda been a while since I've had a little smooch a looch a ding dong. I don't really think that he will notice if I gel up my eyebrows. I actually dye my brows with hair oh, shoot. Hi. My hair dye because the lesions kicked in. He's probably not gonna get too close-up into my personal arena, so we're gonna just cover a little convial over there. A little concealer. He won't know. Guarantee you. No makeup. Wearing a watercolor tint. Yeah. Thought you didn't think of that one, buddy. Best just gonna think I look like a bronze goddess. Like, I just got off of a cruise. I just rolled out of bad. But that's, like, the same thing, isn't it? Lucky enough, he'll maybe get a crack out of me. Joke or two. No, obviously, I'm gonna be so blushed. I can't bat my lovely lashes at him, but I can bat them at my food. Lash finisher. I good tongue scraper. Little salmon sperm. Lips. Oh my good, guys. Okay. He's here. Wish us luck on our date in bed. We're gonna go cuddle. This is my date.