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@thatzonaguy Shout out to all the Dads out there just trying to have a day out on the course . #fathersday #tedtalk #golf #theboys #xyzbca
Trending short videosCreator presents justification for golf.
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- Length · 21 Jun 2026
- 1:37
Video #34397 · Prop Yap
Creator presents justification for golf.from @thatzonaguy
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Overview
The creator delivers a comedic 'TED Talk' presentation from his living room, using a TV screen as a slide deck and a pointer to break down why a day of golf takes at least seven hours. He systematically explains the time required for pre-round warm-ups, the four-hour round itself, post-round food and socializing, and the drive home, humorously justifying the lengthy time commitment to a female audience.
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Simple outline
- 1Frame a common debate humorously
- 2Present a numbered justification
- 3Justify each point with relatable details
- 4Introduce a comedic twist
- 5Provide a shareable call to action
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Classification
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 25%
TODAYS TED TALK: In honor of Father's Day
Verbal hook · 60%
Today, we have golf does take seven hours and this is a breakdown for the ladies.
Visual hook · 15%
A man sits in a chair holding a pointer stick, positioned in front of a large TV displaying a presentation slide, mimicking a formal lecture or TED Talk.
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Hook template
Steal this for your own video
Today, I need to break down why actually takes — and this one's for the .
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- — Today, I need to break down why a skincare routine actually takes 45 minutes — and this one's for the husbands.
- — Today, I need to break down why moving apartments actually takes a full weekend — and this one's for anyone who's never done it.
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The video opens by framing a common, relatable point of contention (the time it takes to do an activity) as a mock-serious educational presentation ('TED Talk') for the 'opposing' party, immediately establishing a humorous, us-vs-them dynamic.
Payoff
The video concludes by summarizing the 'evidence,' explicitly validating the target audience's perspective, and issuing a direct call to action to share the video with the opposing party, weaponizing the content for relationship banter.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Comedic Justification Blueprint
To humorously defend a commonly misunderstood or criticized behavior by breaking it down into a series of seemingly logical, time-consuming steps, culminating in a twist that reveals an even more time-consuming alternative.
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The Anecdotal Catalyst
Grounds the abstract problem in a specific, personal story of conflict with a significant other, making the premise immediately relatable to the audience.
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The Sequential Proof: Part 1 (Prep)
Presents the first numbered point in the timeline, justifying the 'pre-activity' phase with a mix of practical reasons and intangible social necessities ('vibes').
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The Sequential Proof: Part 2 (Core Event)
Addresses the main activity, establishing the largest, most obvious block of time and justifying it with external factors beyond the participant's control.
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The Sequential Proof: Part 3 (Post-Ritual)
Adds another block of time for the post-activity social ritual, humorously framing it as a necessary recovery or health-related action.
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The Expected Conclusion
Presents the logical, standard final step of the timeline, setting up the audience's expectation for a conclusion.
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The Comedic Subversion
Abruptly introduces an 'OR' condition, subverting the expected conclusion with an alternative, more indulgent outcome that serves as the video's primary punchline.
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Post caption
Shout out to all the Dads out there just trying to have a day out on the course . #fathersday #tedtalk #golf #theboys #xyzbca
Text overlays
title · beginning
TODAYS TED TALK: In honor of Father's Day
title · beginning
Golf does take 7 hours (Breakdown for the ladies) By That Zona Guy
informational · middle
1. Get there minimum 1 hour before the tee time Range, chips, puts, vibes
informational · middle
2. Round is gonna be 4 hours
informational · middle
3. Post round grub & banter 1 hour
informational · middle
4. Drive home 30 minutes
contextual · middle
OR
informational · end
4. More beers with the fellas It's gonna be longer than 7 hours
Transcript
Today, we have good does take seven hours and this is a breakdown for the ladies. The other day, I told my girl that we're leaving for our tee time and she's like, why are you leaving an hour and a half early? Your tee time is not till 02:30. Number one, gotta get there minimum one hour before the tee time. This is for range, chips, putts, and vibes. You gotta get tier. You gotta have a little banter with the boys, and you gotta see how brutal the swing is looking prior to the round. You can't just step up to the first tee box fucking raw dog it. You gotta hit at least a few balls, see how the punts are rolling, feel out the greens. It's important. Number two, the round is gonna be four hours, especially if you're playing with a foursome. This is the best time of year down in Florida. Weather's beautiful, shit up north. The course is backed up. There's five foursomes in front of us. It takes a lot of time. Golf's not a fast game. Plus, we're out there for vibes. Number three, post round grub and banter. That's gonna be rank hour at least. We just fucking exerted a lot of energy being at the course for five hours. Gotta replenish the nutrients, it's all about staying healthy. And number four, the drive home, that's gonna be thirty minutes or more beers with the fellas. No it's gonna be longer than seven hours, actually. This is usually rank audible. You get done with grub, the boys look at each other, they're like, do we go home? Or we go get more beers? So, really, it's longer than seven hours, but it's gonna be a minimum of seven hours. So I hope this breakdown cleared everything up for the boys. Send this to your woman so that she knows what the fucking deal is when it's time to go golfing. He's not talking to other women, ladies. It's just how long it takes. Thank you for coming to my Bad Rank today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.