@bigjohngolfs
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@bigjohngolfs SHOULD I HIRE HER???? 🤔 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG
@bigjohngolfs
Instagram · Skit
@bigjohngolfs SHOULD I HIRE HER???? 🤔 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG
Performance
Video #35518 · Skit
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The creator, playing a satirical character of an influencer, stands on a patio and introduces his "new assistant" to the camera. He gestures to a woman sitting behind him, calls her by name, and then proceeds to list her "employment terms" in a comedic way, stating she's part of his LLC but receives no dental insurance or 401k. He concludes by shaking her hand and thanking her before the video ends.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 65%
I HIRED A NEW ASSISTANT... 🚀
Verbal hook · 20%
Here up north. New assistant.
Visual hook · 15%
A shirtless man stands in a sunny, outdoor setting speaking directly and energetically to the camera, immediately establishing a casual and high-energy tone.
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I HIRED A NEW ...
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
An on-screen text overlay and direct-to-camera statement declare a formal or professional action, creating an immediate curiosity gap about the context and subject.
Payoff
A final, often nonsensical, concluding statement is made, followed by a simple acknowledgment from the subject, resolving the skit with a final layer of absurdity and a call to action.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Professional
A comedic skit that juxtaposes a formal, professional premise (like hiring, reviewing, or promoting) with an informal, absurd, or inappropriate reality, using corporate jargon for humorous effect.
The Subject Reveal
The camera reveals the subject of the premise, immediately contrasting the formal announcement with a casual or unexpected setting and character.
The Rapid-Fire Spec Sheet
The speaker delivers a quick, nonsensical, or exaggerated list of attributes for the subject, establishing the comedic tone and subverting expectations of a serious evaluation.
The Corporate Undercut
The speaker applies official-sounding business jargon (e.g., 'part of the LLC') and then immediately negates it with a statement that highlights the lack of actual professional benefits, creating a humorous contradiction.
The Ceremonial Seal
A formal gesture, like a handshake, is performed to ironically legitimize the absurd arrangement, serving as a physical punchline.
SHOULD I HIRE HER???? 🤔 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG
title · beginning
I HIRED A NEW ASSISTANT... 🚀
call-to-action · end
all heart. follow for more ❤️
Here up north. New assistant. Delaney. Asian. Rocket. Yes. She's, gonna be a part of the LLC. No dental. No four zero one k. Yeah. No. She's a rocket. So appreciate appreciate you for everything. Whole heart full for them. Take it up. Bye. Thank you.