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@womp_tomp i cannot imagine #politics
@womp_tomp
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@womp_tomp i cannot imagine #politics
Performance
Video #35594 · Graphic Yap
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The creator delivers a monologue from his car, expressing sympathy for intelligent Black individuals like Clarence Thomas who he feels are unfairly criticized by their own community. He defends Thomas's dissenting opinion on birthright citizenship, arguing that the original intent of the 14th Amendment was to naturalize former slaves and that Thomas's stance is therefore a pro-Black position that values 'legacy Americans'. He contrasts this with corporate interests that favor open immigration, and concludes by criticizing the dismissal of Thomas's complex legal thinking as being 'white-coded'.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
I FEEL BAD
Verbal hook · 40%
I feel bad for really smart black people.
Visual hook · 5%
A direct-to-camera, close-up shot of the speaker in a car, creating an immediate and personal connection with the viewer through direct eye contact.
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I FEEL BAD FOR WHO
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Start with a counter-intuitive statement of empathy or support for a vilified group or idea to create immediate curiosity and challenge viewer assumptions.
Payoff
Conclude by framing the exemplar as an intelligent, heroic figure and mocking the opposition's inability to grasp the nuance, positioning the viewer who understands as intellectually superior.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Contrarian Champion
To defend a controversial figure or idea by reframing their position as a misunderstood, intellectually superior stance against a simplistic opposition and a hidden, powerful antagonist.
The Exemplar Introduction
Present a specific, widely-known, and controversial person, idea, or event as the core case study for the argument.
The Strawman Attack
Articulate the most common and simplistic criticism leveled against the case study. This validates the audience's existing knowledge before challenging it.
The Nuanced Deconstruction
Dismantle the strawman by providing a detailed, 'insider' explanation of the case study's true, more complex position or motivation.
The Ideological Flip
Argue that this nuanced position, often perceived as negative, is actually the more principled or beneficial stance for the very group it's purported to harm.
The True Villain Reveal
Shift the blame from the controversial exemplar to a different, often more powerful and less obvious entity (e.g., a system, a corporation, an institution) that benefits from the popular misunderstanding.
i cannot imagine #politics
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I FEEL BAD
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FOR REALLY SMART
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BLACK PEOPLE.
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BETRAYING YOUR COMMUNITY
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SAY CLARENCE THOMAS WOULD VOTE SLAVERY BACK IN.
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THE ORIGINAL 14TH AMENDMENT
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NATURALIZE AFRICAN AMERICAN SLAVES,
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MUCH MORE PRO BLACK POSITION THAN
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CORPORATIONS IN THIS COUNTRY
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BLACK EXCELLENCE REARING ITS HEAD,
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WITH 150 IQ.
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TOO WHITE CODED.
I feel bad for really smart black people. It has to be exhausting to just constantly be accused of betraying your community because you understand anything. I mean, I've seen people say Clarence Thomas would vote slavery back in. You understand that what he's doing is arguing that the point of the original fourteenth amendment was particularly to naturalize African American slaves, And it also should require some sense of loyalty and, like, allegiance to American identity, which was just actually a much more pro black position than just saying anybody's equally an American when they step foot onto this soil and eject a baby. Corporations in this country want the fourteenth to stay the way it's interpreted right now because birthright citizenship will allow them to turn this country into a strip mall. We have black excellence rearing its head, really, fighting it with a 150 IQ and very refined legal thinking. And the problem is, like, he better it's, like, too white coated. It's, like, white adjacent. He's, like, upholding the system, man. We all gotta get together to overthrow the sis.