A creator, playing the role of a pretentious aunt, visits her niece's coffee shop and proceeds to criticize her life choices, comparing her unfavorably to her more conventionally successful sister. The aunt and niece, along with the niece's coworker, engage in a satirical dialogue that highlights a clash between materialistic values and socially conscious ideals, culminating in the aunt revealing her plan to write an article about the Michelin Guide's "Eurocentric" exclusion of India. The scene ends with the aunt delivering a final condescending remark, leaving the niece and her coworker to wryly comment on their family dynamics.
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Episode 90: Auntie Saffron visits the shop featuring @padmalakshmi ✈️🍽️ Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director and Supervising Editor @nitay.dagan, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Additional DP @sam_clegg, Assistant Editor @ad.ri.an.a, Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Original Music @buona.notte, PA @aex_w_im, and Associate Producer @torijeanine!
Transcript
Tier? Wow. It's been years and you're still here. Hey, tier Saffron. No much potential and you choose to be a barista? It's baffling. I was literally born to baffle. Well, oregano certainly wasn't. I mean, I hear she's got a summer internship at JPMorgan. My sister has no qualms about the ethics of banking, and that's literally the biggest heartbreak in my life. Hello, tier Saffron. Would you like to try a drink? I hear you have quite the palate. Sure. I'll have a white truffle acacia blossom latte with smoked salt and gold dust. We can give you the family discount. She doesn't need it. So tell me, what have you been up to lately? I've better, like, really busy with my Marxist good club and our weekly poetry nights. Tonight, we are hiding Sylvia Plath poems all over the shop no everyone can find their own plath. You should come. Sounds fun. But, I have to pack. I leave tomorrow for my big trip. Where are you going? Don't you ever read our family WhatsApp? Time stopped using WhatsApp as a statement against voice notes back in 2023. What? I've told you this. Well, then you miss that I'm embarking on a journey to visit every three Michelin starred restaurant in Asia. Sounds really environmentally irresponsible. Oh, come on, tier. You could come with me if you weren't so tethered to this job. The only thing I'm tethered to is my moral compass. So are you going to India? It's funny you should ask because there aren't actually any Michelin starred restaurants in India. Really? This trip is actually researched for an article I'm writing. The Michelin Scar, India's flagrant exclusion from an unseasoned good. It's a deep dive on the myth of the universal palette. I see the resemblance. It's the only thing my family can all agree on. They don't believe in your eccentric ranking system. Tier. By the time I'm back, no more barista job. Okay, Better wanna see you full fitting your potential. Do you still think blood is thicker than no milk? Depends on the brand.