Passionate reaction to NBA slideshowfrom @nick.knows.ball

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We are back with the worst segment ever rank EBK pulls. It's been a while since I made one of these videos boys. It's been a while. I saw this post about five minutes ago. Saw the cover with DJ Augustine, threw my phone at the wall and then I hopped right here on my desk and I'm making this video. And if DJ Augustine is the cover photo, I feel like this is gonna be very painful. So tier we go. Without further ado, I wanna gouge my eyes out already. Let's see what else they got for us. Alright. Best, Shannon Brown. Alright. So clearly, this isn't gonna get any better. Next. This is an absolute joke. Better Turgaloo. Heto Turgaloo. If you put Heto Turgaloo at the point on two k my team, you knew ball. You really knew ball. Best. No Barbosa. Are we kidding? Speedy Leandro Barbosa. This guy was a journeyman. One of the best role players in the game. No EBK, guys. Come on. Next. Yeah. Wilson Chandler. Get your running shoes. Practice at 4AM. No other words needed. Next. Jamario Moon, not Jamario Moon. The dunk package on Jamario Moon was otherworldly. Maybe b k. Maybe b k. I'll give you b k. But EBK? Come on. Come on, guys. Rodney Stuckey. No. Not Rodney Stuckey. No, guys. Rodney Stuckey averaged 16 one year, I believe. Next. Aaron Brooks. Six footer Aaron Brooks. Stop it. This is this is horrendous. Okay? Oh, you guys know that Jif in Game of Thrones where he's unsheathing his sword and he's just having a whole army coming and attacking him. This is what I feel like right now when I'm scrolling through these slides. Best. Al Jefferson. Low post footwork demon, Al Jefferson. I think this is trolling. Stop it. Stop it. Get some help. Get some help. Chris Anderson, Birdman, are we serious? Are we serious? Are we serious? Are we serious? No. Are we serious? Alright. We gotta get over with this slideshow. Monte Monte Ellis? Guys, if you look up Hooper on the dictionary, you would see a picture of Monte Ellis. Alright? Monte Ellis have it all. You know what I mean? What else? Avery No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Okay. No. You know what? I'm gonna take a deep breath. Come on, accepting that. Alright. I think I'm good now. I'm feeling good. Just stop. Just stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it. Alright. I think we're almost done. Next. Nene? Nene? I'm just gonna keep going. Last one. Lance Stephenson. Okay. That's clickbait. I think we need to come up with a new punishment. What should that be? Any ideas? Thanks for watching the worst segment ever. I love you all. I appreciate you all. We need to come together. Alright, guys? EBK is a powerful movement, and we can't let people bring it down. Alright? Remember the forgotten ones. Peace out. Love you all.