The creator, performing in character, introduces herself and announces she will be reading an excerpt from her new, fictional guide. She reveals the comically long title, 'The Secrets of Dragon Mastering... Revealed!', and proceeds to read the self-aggrandizing introduction, which references her time on a show and explains why her 'highly cerebral' style of play requires a step-by-step guide.
Transcript
Hello. Hi, my people. It's me, Katie Merritt, and I am here to do something extremely exciting, and that is to read a brief but important excerpt from my new guide available no. And it is entitled, there's a little fuzzy, and it is entitled The Secrets of Dragon Mastering Revealed. After two seasons of D20 on a Best with Dragon Master Tier Marvich, commonly referred to as D20 OAB WDMKM, it occurred to me that I owed it to my viewers to provide a step by step dragon mastering guide in hopes of illuminating the methods to my particular madness. Indeed, my highly cerebral style of dragonmastering might be a bit overwhelming to the casual dungeons and dragons player. Perhaps you