@maxxingwjett
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@maxxingwjett How many will I crack? #dating #gooner
@maxxingwjett
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@maxxingwjett How many will I crack? #dating #gooner
Performance
Video #37760 · Talking Head Edit
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The creator presents a satirical social experiment where he claims to have direct messaged one million people. He uses a series of data visualization graphics to walk the viewer through the statistical results, including response rates and interest levels. He then pivots to explain his method for creating attractive profile pictures, which involves using an AI app to face-swap his face onto a model's photo, before concluding with his final 'success' numbers.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 60%
I asked 1,000,000 Midgets to crack 😭✌️
Verbal hook · 30%
I DM'd 1,000,000 midgets to see how many would actually wanna crack.
Visual hook · 10%
The creator is speaking directly to the camera with a screenshot of an Instagram direct message inbox visible in the background, immediately creating curiosity about his online interactions.
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Steal this for your own video
I asked to 😭
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Announce an audacious, large-scale personal experiment with a quantifiable goal, designed to provoke curiosity and skepticism through hyperbole and controversial language.
Payoff
Deliver a concrete but incomplete result, satisfying the immediate curiosity about the outcome while simultaneously creating a new narrative hook for future content by highlighting the remaining potential.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Data-Driven Quest Framework
Framing a personal or social goal as a large-scale, data-driven experiment, revealing the process and results in stages to build suspense and establish authority.
The Absurd Hypothesis
State the unbelievable premise of the experiment in a single, shocking sentence that combines a massive number with a provocative goal.
The Initial Data Funnel
Present the first stage of results using clear data visualization (e.g., a flowchart). This breaks down the initial large number into smaller, more focused groups (e.g., ignored, viewed, responded), creating a sense of a legitimate filtering process.
The Qualified Leads Reveal
Announce the total number of subjects who passed the initial filter and are now viable candidates for the final goal. This serves as a mid-narrative climax and narrows the focus.
The Methodological Detour
Pause the results-driven narrative to explain the specific technique, tool, or 'secret' used to achieve the results. This provides a moment of 'value' for the viewer and can seamlessly integrate a product placement or sponsorship.
The Partial Payoff & Future Hook
Reveal the final, current success metric (the 'conversions'). Immediately contrast this with the much larger number of remaining 'qualified leads,' creating a cliffhanger and a compelling reason for the audience to follow for updates.
How many will I crack? #dating #gooner
title · beginning
I asked 1,000,000 Midgets to crack 😭✌️
informational · middle
Left on delivered 689,214 (68.921%)
informational · middle
Opened message 310,786 (31.079%)
informational · middle
Responded 9,842 (0.9842%)
informational · middle
Wanted to crack 1,247 (0.1247%)
informational · middle
No crack 8,595 (0.8595%)
branding · middle
ReGen: AI Profile Photos Your perfect photo, made by AI
informational · end
Cracked 33 (0.0033%)
informational · end
Not yet 1,214 (0.1214%)
I DM'd 1,000,000 midgets to see how many would actually wanna crack. Out of that 100,000, a little over 68% left me undelivered, around 31% good me, and only 9,842 actually responded. But that's perfectly fine with me because 1,247 wanted to crack. And before I get into how many I've cracked, I pulled these midgets by using the same method that I use on my dating apps where I just find an aesthetic picture of a model that they would already find attractive and just have AI swap out his space with mine so I can get some good looking photos for my profile. And I use Regen for this. I've cracked a whopping 33 so far, but we still have 1,214 best, so wish me luck.