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@landforce Get in losers we’re buying an abandoned zoo in Bandon and converting it into a golf air bnb! Look, if one of yall actually does this I get some advisory shares or something... This is not the worst unserious idea I’ve had.
Performance
Video #38239 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator presents a detailed, hypothetical business plan to purchase and redevelop an abandoned safari park in Oregon. He breaks down the financials, including a $3 million capital raise, renovation costs, and projected revenue from turning the property into a luxury golf-themed Airbnb, before revealing a humorous backup plan and a dark twist about the property's previous owner.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 35%
BANDON DUNES AIR BNB PLAY
Verbal hook · 25%
I wanna buy an Airbnb near Bandon.
Visual hook · 40%
The creator is overlaid on a visually stunning, high-quality image of a scenic golf course at sunset, creating an immediate aspirational and location-specific hook.
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Steal this for your own video
Creator is greenscreened over a while pitching a .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Juxtapose a relatable goal with the discovery of a bizarre, high-potential asset, creating an immediate sense of surprise and curiosity.
Payoff
Deliver a final, shocking piece of information or a humorous twist that adds a memorable punchline to the story, followed by an inclusive call-to-action that invites the audience to join the fantasy.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Fantasy Flip
To present an absurd, high-potential opportunity and systematically build a compelling, back-of-the-napkin business case that makes the fantasy feel achievable and exciting.
The Strategic Justification
Validate the absurd opportunity by anchoring it to a high-value, logical context (e.g., proximity to a popular destination), establishing its underlying potential.
The Back-of-the-Napkin Financials
Present a simplified, high-level financial breakdown (cost, investment, total) that frames the fantasy project as a tangible, albeit ambitious, business venture.
The Aspirational Build-Out
Rapidly showcase the specific, creative transformations planned for the asset, detailing how the initial investment will create unique value and appeal.
The Profitability Proof
Run a simple calculation (e.g., nightly rate x occupancy) to project revenue and demonstrate that the venture is financially viable, satisfying the audience's logical skepticism.
The 'No-Lose' Clause
Introduce a clever and plausible fallback plan that mitigates the perceived risk, making the entire venture feel like a smart, can't-lose proposition.
Get in losers we’re buying an abandoned zoo in Bandon and converting it into a golf air bnb! Look, if one of yall actually does this I get some advisory shares or something... This is not the worst unserious idea I’ve had.
title · beginning
BANDON DUNES AIR BNB PLAY
informational · middle
$3M Raise
informational · middle
Property - $1.8M
informational · middle
Value add - $1.2M
contextual · end
Oregon Coast safari park owner arrested, 44 guns, 80 grams of meth seized
Wanna buy an Airbnb near Bad, which is why I was browsing properties when I saw this, a 12 acre abandoned safari park. This place is only twenty minutes south of one of the world's golf meccas and comes with an unfinished 5,000 square foot mansion. That's boy math. We're raising 3 mil to grab the property at 1.8 and spend another 1.2 getting it right. These are beautiful bones. We'll spend $7.50 actually finishing the place. Tier we're gonna spend $1.50 converting all of the animal train to, like, a chipping, putting short game thing. Might do an island green in the alligator habitat. Spend another 100 turning one of these into, like, a sim lounge party area. Don't you forget the gazebo that's already there and ready for wedding season or the gift shop with inventory included revenue revenue just sitting there. Now worse% of the debt service on the 3,000,000 is, like, like, 21,000 a month. If we can put this place up at 2,000 night with 50% occupancy, that's 30 k a month, boys. We are in the black already. This ramp could have only existed so that tier could walk up on top of the house. Anyway, best part about this, if this doesn't work, we just reopened the game park. That place was in business since 1960. What do you think? You guys in?