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Featuring: @benniball @mattxshaver @sven_johnson_ @ryantheleader @_winnie.wang__
Director: @johnsongus
Writers: @sven_johnson_ @mattxshaver
Producer: @livsiamro
Executive Producer: @cool_scott
DP: @johnsongus
Sound: @gabrielstewa
Art Department: @nesta_kitty
Editor: @sgtpiddles
Transcript
Sven, get out tier. No. What did we do last night? Oh, we accidentally unredacted the Epstein files. What? No. Yeah. Yes, man. Yeah. There's papers everywhere, and it says Jeffrey oh, shit. When did we make this? Wait, is that how I got this Pentagon badge? Holy fuck. What? Oh, sorry. No. What? What? No. Oh. He's in there? He's in there? Airbud? Okay. Maybe this isn't real. Maybe it's maybe we've, printed them and it's a joke. The FBI stole my phone. What? I don't know. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hello? I answered now. Oh, that that's it. That one is the wrong number. It's the fucking FBI's name. They know my number. Press the fucking button. Hi. Sorry. Yeah. I I think I'm out of minutes. I actually can't talk right now. I gotta go. Bye. That's good. We're in a minute? What the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I gotta leave. I gotta go. I gotta leave. Where are you gonna go? I don't know. I went to San Andreas. I'll go to San Vice City. No. I'll go to Los Santos. Sven, none of those are real places. There's a lot of people out there right now. Fuck. I just wanted to go to brunch.