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Episode 15: Hosting a dinner party Feat. @foodgotmewasted
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Written by: @MaxManticof_ & @JourdainFisher
🎨: @sarthak_kher
🎥: @andrewthomas.842
🖥️: @jennacentraphoto
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Transcript
Hey. Do y'all no close for dinner parties? I think no. I mean, clothing is a construct, so technically, yeah. Like, something cute and fun? I mean, we have shirts with smiley faces on them. Somehow that feels more sad. Yeah. That feels like a skateboarder that got turned into a mall cop. So whose dinner party is it? Mine. I'm making the food. Is it like everyone rank something? No. That's a potluck, brother. It's four courses. I'm making, like, all the food from scratch. I make all my food from freezer. I love my empire. He's like the Gordon Ramsay at chicken nuggets. This is a dinner party, not a daycare. I'm making chicken skewers. So nuggets on a stick. Rich people always be finding different ways to rename food. Yeah. Aioli? That's mayonnaise. Yeah. I mean, what else is on your prefix? Cobb salad. So nuggets and leaves. They doing girl dinner. You smoke cigarettes? Which one y'all bringing the emotional support babe? We're not doing girl dinner. We're celebrating life. Someone died. Yeah. We don't usually do this, but we can spray paint their face on a tier shirt. Yeah. We just got a new guy. He does blue. Nobody died. I mean, Carly's ex is dead to us, but we still have his location. We did that with my dog. We took her to the vet bad we put her up tier. No. Like his phone? You put a whole iPhone up tier? What happens when someone calls? Guys, my girls are coming over. I'm cooking dinner. Nobody's dead. Yet. She don't be finishing the docs? What docs? The murder docs y'all fall asleep to. Yeah. It's a classic tier, really. Starts with a woman, charcuterie board, the lights go out. Carly, kitchen, lamp, dead. And why would Carly kill Ashley? Because RoboCop and Hampton's been sending Ashley you up booty calls ever since the break Booty call you get it? Because it's, like, up his I got it. Ashley would never. We're all best friends. We've known each other for, like, eight months. Bathroom? Yeah. We met in the bathroom. The box. I wish my friends bad dinner parties. Yeah. We just grill. Is it really that different? Yeah. What sounds better? Hey, man. I'm making better. Or, hey. Could you take your shoes off? The burrata's getting warm. I didn't know your sock had a hole in it. It's the big toe. It was embarrassing. I mean, y'all can crash ours. Come at, like, eleven better the crying? We'd be honored. What should we wear? I don't no, but you ain't sitting next to Carly. We don't trust her. What? No. Carly's the best. Mm-mm. Until she answered another phone call from No Go Gadget better phone. No. My heart can't take that. I'm, like, really sensitive. Okay. You can sit wherever you want. I know it's not a potluck, but, like, can I please bring nuggets? Or I can hop on the grill. We don't have a grill, but you can bring chicken nuggets. Okay. We'll take it.