Satirical TED Talk relationship advicefrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

Today, we have five reasons to stop taking any woman seriously. I don't care if it's your wife, your girlfriend of fucking eighty seven years, the girl you think could be the one, or the girl you just met. If she's doing any of these five things, see you. Number five, using things against you in an argument. If you guys have talked about some deep things and now you guys are having an argument, she wants to try to use those things against against you to get a leg up, fucking see you. The door's over tier. Don't let it hit you on the way out. Number four, never responsible for anything. It's always somebody else's fault. It's her friend's fault. It's her ex's fault. It's her boss's fault. It's it's always somebody else's fault no matter what it is. Right? Make two rights and a best, and you'll find the door. Again, don't let it hit you on the fucking way out. Number three, purposely creating jealousy. A lot of women like to do this. They like to try to just push your buttons and see what they can get away with. You'll hear women say, like, I want a man that's gonna fight for me. And it's like, why would why would any man wanna fight for any woman? Fuck that. Drop her off at daycare on your way to work tomorrow because that is child fucking behavior. If your woman's trying to purposely create jealousy, she's a child. Number two, any other man involved in your relationship. If there's any other man that your woman is going to to talk about things or get advice instead of coming to you and talking with you about your relationship, it's time to make a charitable donation because she's all his now. You can even write that off on your taxes if you run a business. IRS lights lets you write off a certain amount of charitable donations, so you're gonna donate that and fucking get rid of her. And last but not least, number one, can't handle disagreements. She can't handle a disagreement if she's not doing something that you're particularly happy with and you can't bring that up and express it to her without her fucking losing her head, cut your losses, better. Because eventually, the house of cards is all gonna come falling down. You might as well do it now. So thanks for coming to my Tier Talk today, and I will see you at the same time again tomorrow.