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Hold on the f*cking bridge is wobbling
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now there's a running man!
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What's the craic?
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I envy that now, I'd love to be out with my legs out
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I used to love doing that.
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I got sciatic nerve pain,
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so I can't go out running in the rain anymore.
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The reason I got the sciatic nerve pain was incredibly...
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...quite an embarrassing reason.
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There's a street in town in that direction,
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and this particular street
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is plagued with flocks of Starlings right.
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Thousands of Starlings descend onto the trees of this one street,
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and they do huge, like massive, massive amounts of shits
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to the point that the humans of Limerick
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have difficulty using this street,
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especially in rain like this.
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Because what the rain does is that the bird shit
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goes on to the ground, forms a sludge