Satirical presentation on relationship advicefrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

So today, we have the biggest sign a relationship will eventually fail, and we're jumping straight into it today. So both partners do not have their own lives. If you and your partner don't have your own lives for at least 40% of the week, your relationship will eventually fail. If you're not able to have your own lives, your own separate things that you go and do, and then you come together, it's never never gonna worse. And that's because you end up developing dependency and not love. You end up just becoming dependent on this person and dependent on the interactions with them, and that becomes your identity, instead of having your own identity rank creating something together. Part of love is mystery. Part of loving somebody is that time apart. You gotta give yourself time to miss that other person. If you're together every fucking day, what is there to miss? You're telling me you guys can't go fucking forty eight hours without seeing each other? If you can't go a day or two days or three days without seeing your partner, that's not healthy, that's a problem. You need to have your own fucking life outside of your relationship. Because if you can't have any time apart, no time apart means no time for moments together to have any meaning. If you're together all the time, being together doesn't mean anything. It becomes the norm. You don't give yourself anything to look forward to with your partner. The moments, they don't have any weight to them anymore. So if you're not able to have your own life outside of the life you have with your partner, hate to break it to you brother, but your shit's gonna fail eventually. It's just a matter of if it's a year from now, two years from now, five years from now, ten years from now, you're in an unhealthy relationship and it's not gonna work. So you better figure that the fuck out if you want it to work. Thank you for rank to my TED Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.