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@itstrevorcuevas
Instagram 路 Skit
@itstrevorcuevas It鈥檚 almost time 馃ゲ #oregonstate #oregonstateuniversity
Performance
Video #46441 路 Skit
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The creator, playing the role of a jaded upperclassman, gives a satirical tour of the Oregon State University campus to an off-screen incoming freshman. He offers cynical 'insider' advice on topics including university slang, the weather, delivery robots, dorms, campus safety quirks, scooter costs, dining halls, class registration, and game day attire.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook
Touring OSU as an incoming freshman
Verbal hook
It's your beave. How you doing?
Visual hook
A dynamic, wide-angle shot where the creator moves energetically towards the camera and appears to grab the viewer's arm, creating immediate movement and interaction.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
An interaction that immediately establishes the 'insider vs. outsider' dynamic through the correction of a common misconception or misuse of jargon.
Payoff
The expert predicts that the newcomer will inevitably adopt the very traits, aesthetics, or preferences they currently resist, signaling their complete assimilation into the culture.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Jaded Mentor
An expert/insider systematically dismantles a newcomer's optimistic expectations by revealing a series of cynical truths, unwritten rules, and inevitable outcomes specific to a shared environment or culture.
The Fleeting Optimism
The newcomer makes a positive observation about the environment, which the expert immediately refutes with a cynical, long-term forecast.
The Quirky Landmark
The newcomer points out a unique or strange feature of the environment, and the expert explains the phased, evolving relationship the community has with it.
The Silent Judgment
The newcomer reveals a choice or preference, and the expert responds with a non-verbal, negative reaction that implies it's a universally understood mistake.
The Counterintuitive Logic
The expert demonstrates a bizarre or illogical behavior, then explains it as a necessary 'unwritten rule' of the culture.
The Hidden Cost Reveal
The newcomer expresses excitement about a seemingly convenient amenity, and the expert warns them of its unforeseen negative consequences, often with a personal anecdote.
The Law of Inconvenience
The newcomer asks for a recommendation, and the expert provides a paradoxical rule stating that the best option is always the most inconvenient one.
The Inevitable Burnout
The newcomer expresses strong, lasting enthusiasm for a specific item, and the expert repeatedly insists that the novelty will wear off quickly.
The Consequence of Timing
The newcomer reveals their timeline or scheduling, and the expert immediately predicts a worst-case scenario as a direct result.
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title 路 throughout
Touring OSU as an incoming freshman
It's your beave. How you doing? Thank you. Go Better. No Beavers. We don't say Beavers. We say No Beavers. Everyone tells me it's always dark and rainy outside, but it's not that bad. No. Yeah. This is the best it's ever gonna get. The other eight months is just total gray. What is that thing? Those are the starships. You're gonna think they're cool at worst, and then freshman year, you're gonna have a weird obsession with, like, bullying them. And then after that, even though they're annoying, you'll be chill with them. Do you know what dorm you're in yet? Either Poling or McNary. Yikes. You're doing weird, bro. There's no cars coming. Exactly. You only cross when a car is about to hit you. You gotta keep them on their toes. You're telling me I can ride these whenever? Yeah. But watch how much you're spending on them. Last year, I spent $200. So what's the best dining hall? Your favorite one is probably gonna be whatever is the furthest walk from your door. If a panda, I'm gonna be here better day. It gets old. No, dude. I love panda. It gets old. So when's your registration day? One of the later ones in August. You're gonna have all eight AMs and night classes. I'm hyped for the game days, but I just don't wanna wear orange. Dude, I know you're gonna think it's weird, but once you start going here, you're gonna think it's tough.