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Tell me your spookiest paranormal experience. Try to make me lose sleep. I woke up at, like, 3AM because my cat was hissing at something, and I saw myself staring at me, like, standing over me in a different outfit that I do, in fact, own. Hell, no. My wife. I don't care if this is the creepiest, but it stuck the most because I never dared to play it with an Ouija board again after I asked it where I would be in five years, and it gave me a completely different state with no ties and a full address, which ended up being correct. Yeah, bro. Absolutely not. A woman called my name twice. I tore my house apart looking for tier. Cupboard, closets, all of it. When I couldn't find anything, I sat down and she laughed at me. That'd be my, like, thirteenth reason. I tier writing about death for the first tier, trying to be as descriptive as possible. Three days later, my father died exactly how I had written, every detail down to a t. My buddy's room was attached to a cellar with nothing in it that he or his family had kept locked the entire time they lived there. We heard some bumps while playing Pokemon, so we stuck his Yes under the door to record. And clear as day, we heard a child's voice say, good someone please let me out? Absolutely tier fuck no, kid. You are staying in there forever. Oh, hell no. I'm sure y'all better something stuck. I'll take the shit out. I swear