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@canteen_boi Full thing on YouTube! #horror #halloween #comedy
@canteen_boi
Instagram · Skit
@canteen_boi Full thing on YouTube! #horror #halloween #comedy
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Video #47958 · Skit
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Two friends perform a comedic horror sketch where one reveals he's using an app to cure his phone addiction; every time he touches his phone, a creepy man gets closer. The situation escalates as his addiction and the app's rules lead to increasing panic, culminating in a tense confrontation with an absurd, comedic twist.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 50%
If being addicted to your phone was a horror movie
Verbal hook · 40%
No, dude. I'm, like, addicted to my phone.
Visual hook · 10%
The video opens with a dimly lit, cinematic shot of two friends at a table, immediately establishing a moody, film-like tone rather than a typical social media video.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Establish a highly relatable, everyday problem and immediately reframe it as a high-concept genre premise (e.g., 'If [common activity] was a [genre movie]').
Payoff
The Comedic Subversion. The threat finally arrives, but instead of the expected violent climax, it performs a completely unexpected, absurd, and harmless action. This releases all built-up tension in a burst of comedic surprise, resolving the conflict by revealing the threat was never what it seemed.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Consequence Engine
A relatable modern problem is re-contextualized within a horror movie framework, where a simple, repeated action summons an increasingly close but ultimately absurd threat. The tension builds towards a classic horror climax, which is then subverted with a comedic, non-violent resolution.
The Relatable Confession
Characters discuss a common modern-day problem, grounding the fantastical premise in a familiar reality.
The Ominous Gimmick
A character introduces a strange 'solution' to the problem that operates on a single, simple, and terrifying rule, establishing the central conflict of the narrative.
The Absurd Reveal
The consequence of breaking the rule is shown for the first time, revealing a threat that is more bizarre and unsettling than truly terrifying, setting the horror-comedy tone.
The Escalation of Panic
A secondary character's disbelief turns to fear, causing them to make a poor decision that intentionally triggers the rule and visibly worsens the situation for everyone.
The Inescapable Trap
The characters become trapped in the scenario when a simple escape route is blocked by a mundane, relatable obstacle (e.g., a forgotten password, a lost key).
The Moral Dilemma
An external, unavoidable event forces the protagonist to choose between breaking the rule one last time or ignoring a significant social/personal responsibility.
Full thing on YouTube! #horror #halloween #comedy
title · throughout
If being addicted to your phone was a horror movie
No, dude. I'm, like, addicted to my phone. I am too. I had to download this app where every single time I want to go on Instagram Mhmm. I have to do 20 push ups. I'm using one right now. It's called, Better. Bezzle. Yeah. Is that the one that locks you on the screen? No. It's the one where every time you pick up your phone, he gets closer. Who gets closer? Who's that? I don't know. He just gets closer every time I pick up my phone. Okay. You're fucking with me. No. I'm I'm not fucking with you. That's how the app works. Oh, no. By the way Wait. Wait. Wait. No so so every time that you touch your phone, that man gets closer to you. Yeah. What happens when tier gets all the way to you? I don't know. I don't like to think about it. Okay? What the fuck? I'm under here. Just put it down. Sam, seriously, Jesus Worst, put the fucking phone down. What are you doing? Jack, fuck, fuck, fuck. Why would you do that? Why would I do that? Why would you sign up for this? Because I'm addicted to my phone. I just said that. Delete it. Delete it. Or what? I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Really? Yes. Yes. We did. Okay. Fine. Fine. I'll get rid of it. No. Dude. Oh. Okay. Just my password. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Password. Oh my god. I'm gonna... Dude. Dude. Dude. Wait a second. Oh my god. Do it already. I could remember my password. What? You have to put in your password to cancel your subscription. They made me get one of those smart passwords when I signed up. I can't remember those smart passwords. They're like hard to remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But if it's gonna be fine, if it's gonna be fine. Yeah. Because it's sure that resets at the end of every day. Were you... No. What the fuck? He started, like, three miles away. This is the closest he's ever been. Why did you why did you put this on your phone? Because I love TikTok. I I love TikTok. Well, you can better touch that thing again. You can never touch your phone again. It's my mom. I don't care. What if she's hurt? Use my phone. She doesn't have your number. Detect her. Don't care. Don't shit. Hey, sweetie. Hey, mom. Everything okay? You sound upset. You were right. It is the damn phone. I thought he was gonna kill us. I thought he was gonna kill us too. Yeah. That's what I thought that was. Okay.