@the.unpaid.interns
TikTok · Skit
@the.unpaid.interns Bro thought he was safe #height #math #hvac #comedy #creepy #cringe #foryou @Mike Lenczewski @Garrett McKenna @Kevin Sanji
@the.unpaid.interns
TikTok · Skit
@the.unpaid.interns Bro thought he was safe #height #math #hvac #comedy #creepy #cringe #foryou @Mike Lenczewski @Garrett McKenna @Kevin Sanji
Performance
Video #8671 · Skit
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A creator challenges two online 'experts' to guess his height. The experts then conduct an absurdly detailed investigation, using clues from his video's background, his other social media posts, and obscure product knowledge to deduce not only his height but also his exact home address. The video culminates in the two experts breaking into the creator's apartment while he sleeps to physically measure him and confirm their guess was correct.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 50%
okay so apparently there's these two guys on this app who can like guess people's height bro
Verbal hook · 45%
okay so apparently there's these two guys on this app who can like guess people's height.
Visual hook · 5%
A man with a prominent mustache speaks directly and expressively to the camera in a close-up, selfie-style shot, creating an immediate personal connection and challenge.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A creator directly challenges the audience or a specific group to solve a seemingly impossible personal puzzle, establishing clear stakes and a central question.
Payoff
The Intrusive Confirmation
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Escalating Deduction
A subject challenges experts to deduce a piece of personal information. The experts use increasingly absurd and invasive methods, escalating from digital analysis to physical intrusion, to prove their initial deduction correct.
The Plausible Deduction
The 'experts' respond with an initial, seemingly logical but overly complex solution based on common visual evidence, establishing their persona and the comedic premise.
The Absurd Escalation
The experts find flaws in their own initial logic to justify escalating their methods, using hyper-specific, obscure background details to make a series of increasingly unbelievable deductions that narrow down the subject's location and identity.
The Physical Pursuit
The narrative transitions from theoretical deduction to real-world action, showing the experts physically searching for and locating the subject based on their absurd conclusions, raising the stakes from online banter to a real-world scenario.
Bro thought he was safe #height #math #hvac #comedy #creepy #cringe #foryou @Mike Lenczewski @Garrett McKenna @Kevin Sanji
title · beginning
okay so apparently there's these two guys on this app who can like guess people's height bro
title · beginning
there is no way that they can guess mine
informational · middle
80 inches
contextual · middle
Top 10 places to eat in LA
contextual · middle
How much I pay for my 1 bed 1 bath
informational · end
3029 CHANDLER BLVD
So apparently, there's these two guys on this app who rank, like, guess people's height. Bro, there is no way that they can guess mine. To start things off, we used a logarithmic function to determine your distance from the door frame behind you. Assuming it's a standard 80 inch door, we can then deduce your height using simple trigonometry to be five foot nine. But door frame sizes can vary. So this tier, we wanted to take an extra step, which leads us to this heating panel on the wall behind you. That type of heating panel was only manufactured in the late nineteen seventies by an HVAC company named Trane. Using that information In addition to knowing you're based somewhere in Los Angeles we were able to deduce that you live somewhere within these 10 square city blocks. And it doesn't take a genius to see that you have a south facing balcony patty. After a comprehensive search of those 10 city blocks looking for buildings that meet those criteria, we discovered that you live at 3029 Chandler Boulevard. Is that the guy? Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. What's that say? 59. Are you serious? Yeah, dude. We got it right? Yeah. Good good. Hold the thing down. Yeah. Yeah. Hello?