@brodyautomates
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@brodyautomates How I met your mother #n8n Instagram this is satire
@brodyautomates
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@brodyautomates How I met your mother #n8n Instagram this is satire
Performance
Video #9218 · Talking Head Edit
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The creator explains a complex, satirical automation system he built to manage up to 30 girlfriends simultaneously. He walks through the technical workflow, which includes a database of 'girlfriends,' a 'wife score' calculator based on various metrics, and an AI command center that generates personalized messages and books dates. The system is designed to psychologically manipulate the women by agreeing with everything they say and mimicking their writing style, with the ultimate goal of filling his calendar with dates he can attend at will.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 70%
Automation removes the need to talk to a woman entirely, and it does this by training chatbots on how you think and act to always be chatting with them.
Visual hook · 30%
A speaker is centered in the frame, looking directly at the camera, while a complex workflow diagram is displayed prominently above his head, immediately signaling a technical and systems-based topic.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Make a provocative, exaggerated claim about solving a universal problem through a complex system, promising an almost magical outcome.
Payoff
Offer the viewer access to the system or workflow via a simple call to action, converting their fascination into a direct engagement.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd System Explainer
Presenting a satirical, overly-engineered, and automated solution to a common human problem, then breaking down its complex components in a logical, step-by-step manner to make the absurd seem plausible and compelling.
The Grand Promise
State the outrageous outcome the system achieves and promise to explain the mechanics, transitioning the viewer from 'what' to 'how'.
The System Foundation
Introduce the core data structure or input layer of the system (e.g., a database), establishing the scale and foundation of the operation.
The Failure Protocol
Explain the system's limitations or what happens when it breaks. This adds a layer of faux realism and technical depth, making the absurd premise more believable.
The Logic Engine
Detail the core processing or decision-making components, using technical-sounding metrics and filters to create a sense of scientific legitimacy.
The AI Brain
Reveal the central intelligence (e.g., an LLM prompt) that drives the system's 'thinking,' focusing on its specific, often manipulative, rules of engagement.
The Intelligence Augmentation
Introduce a component that gathers external data, escalating the system's power from internal processing to external research and insight.
The Conflict Resolution Mechanism
Address an obvious flaw or conflict in the system's output and explain the automated process for handling it, demonstrating the system's robustness.
The Final Output
Showcase the ultimate, tangible result of the entire process—a report, a scheduled event, a generated piece of content—that fulfills the initial promise and provides a satisfying conclusion to the explanation.
How I met your mother #n8n Instagram this is satire
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AUTOMATION
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TO DOES CHAT THINK ALWAYS YOU
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AMOUNT ENTIRE SO DATE YOU WANT.
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THIS WORKS.
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TRIGGER AND THINGS
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FETCH DATABASE.
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AIRTABLE. OF OUR GIRLFRIENDS.
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UP TO AT A TIME, INTELLIGENT OTHER THERE ARE
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TECHNICALLY MORE THAN 30, IT GETS THE SYSTEM
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INTO YOU CAN HAVE MAXIMUM YOU WANT.
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WIFE THIS WIFE VARIOUS SUCH AS RESPONSIVENESS, FLEXIBILITY, AMOUNT, SUSPICION, BELIEFS,
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THIS IS ALL GIRLFRIEND SO FOR THIS IT IS RELATIONSHIP CALENDAR AND EVERY DAY PERSONALIZED CONSIDERING KNOWLEDGE WHICH FOR CREATING WHICH
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KEY NOTES HAS TO POLITICAL IT HAS WHAT AGREE SHE SAYS, REPLICATE STYLE TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY
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ALL OF SUMMARIZED MESSAGE IT WILL ROTATION IF IN OR CYCLE, NOTIFIED. IN A SECOND.
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SIDE WILL CALENDAR AVAILABILITY EXTRACT INFORMATION LOCATION, EVENT GIRLFRIEND START SUMMARY
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IT'LL TO THE EVENT, PREPARE TOPICS.
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PERPLEXITY RESEARCH US ANY THAT TELLING TRAUMA, PSYCHOLOGICAL ETC.
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ACCESSES SO THIS WILL WORK DATES PART OUR BOTS,
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AT ANY ANY DAY ANY TIME I OBVIOUSLY BASICALLY ALL OF THEM, WE GO PROCESS.
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IT WILL DIFFERENT IF THE DATE, THE CASE, BREAKS WILL PROCESS REPLACE GIRL OUR
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WILL BE FORMATTED AND WE ARE BRIEFING BEFORE WE ATTEND A DATE.
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SUCH AS AND KNOWN HER
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IF YOU WANT "RIZZ" IT
Automation removes the need to talk to a woman entirely, and it does this by training chatbots on how you think and act to always be chatting with them. You get an infinite amount of dates that will book your entire calendar, so you can show up to any date at any time you want. Let me explain how this works. So there is a schedule trigger every single morning, and this does a few things. On the top end, it will fetch our girlfriend database. Best we have an Airtable that will keep all of our stored girlfriends. Now this system can have up to 30 girlfriends at a time, and it is intelligent enough not to let the other girlfriends know that there are multiple. Now you technically can have more than 30, but I find when it gets above 30, the system will start to break, break, and it will just send the girl the JSON prompt for how the AI agent is thinking. Next, this goes into an age better, so you can have any minimum and maximum age that you want. This will go into a wife score calculator. This will calculate the wife score based on various different factors, such as responsiveness, schedule flexibility, drama amount, suspicion, moral beliefs, etcetera. This is all rank through the girlfriend command center. So we use OpenAI for this, and basically, it is prompted as our relationship manager with our calendar access. And its typical actions every day are generating personalized messages, considering worse briefing, which I'll get to later. The key note is it always has to agree with her moral and political beliefs. It has to tell her exactly what she wants to tier. It has to agree with everything she says, and it has to replicate her writing tone and style back to her to make her psychologically fall in love. And all of this data is summarized into sending our message to the girlfriend, and it will send us a rotation alert. And if a girlfriend is rotated in or out of our calendar cycle, we will get notified. I'll explain this in a second. And on the bottom side, every single day, this will check our Google Calendar to see what availability we have. It will extract all of the date information, such as the location, event ID, the girlfriend code, start time, and a summary of what it's for. It'll match the girlfriend to the best, and then we prepare our research topics. So we actually have perplexity connected to our research agent that will give us any external info that she might not be telling us, such as trauma, psychological insights, etcetera. This is what accesses our calendar. So ideally, how this will work is it will book dates on every single part of our calendar with our conversational AI bots. So I can arrive at any date, any day of the week, at any time that I worst, whenever I want. No, obviously, we are going to miss basically all of them, which is why we go through the rotation process. So, basically, it will come up with an array of different excuses if we can't attend the date, which is likely the case. And if she breaks up with us, basically, this will go through a rotation process and replace it with the next available girl on the roster. All of our research on this girl will be formatted, and we are sent a date briefing before we attend a date. This will tell us things such as her name, hobbies, moral beliefs, and and anything that she might know about me as well. This way when I arrive, I don't seem like I don't know anything about tier, and I can pretend that I've known her for a long time. If you want this workflow, just come in Riz and then I'll send it to you for free.