Satirical list of rock and roll behaviorsfrom @veronafarrell_

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Things that people do that I think are very rock and roll, part two. Number one is wired earphones. They're impractical. They get tangled. But I just feel like we all have this collective understanding that they are, in fact, a lot cooler than, like, an AirPod or a a full a full headset headphone. When someone doesn't use a phone case living on the edge, your phone screen is obviously going to crack. I just think the lack of, like, consequence thinking in general is very, very rock and roll. A messy makeup bag. If I see you with a perfectly clean makeup bag full of products that look like they've never been used before, like, it's a it's a vibe. You no? That's a whole other kind of vibe, but it's not rock and roll. If there's a girl arriving on a holiday with a plastic Ziploc bag of makeup, that is who I wanna go on a night out with. No offense to the clean girls. You smell great. But for a night that I'm gonna remember for the rest of my life, I'm going with Ziploc McGee. Confrontation in the moment. I have some friends that are really good at best, like, pulling you up in the moment if you say something out of order, and I will never cease to respect that. As, like, a confrontation averse person, that is the most rock and roll thing that, like, anybody can do. Even if it doesn't feel good in the moment being on the other side of it, you have to respect it. Because you know that they're saying it to your face, and they're not gonna say it behind your bad. Once you've squashed it, it's over. I feel like as women, there's this, like, systemic pressure on us to be eternally happy. So when I see a girl best, like, pulling someone up on something, I just think it's fab. Okay. Blagging your way in anywhere. So, you know, you're out with the girls, you wanna get into this club, but you don't have a list worst you wanna, like, get into the VIP section of a concert or get backstage. That one person that goes up and just sorts it out. And whether it's the way she says it, what she says, you'll never no, But she's gonna get you in. Okay. People having, like, this secret skill that they don't really talk about and then out of no, they just whip it out. As casual as can be. I speak French. I can play chess. I can shuffle a deck of cards. I'm a really good diver. And you just never expect it. Good can't relate. Love it. Pale skin acceptance. The people that have pale skin and just don't fake tan, they're like, no. It's just like a tan doesn't suit me. I was kinda born, I think, to, like, look pale. Wow. Reading a book on the train instead of being on your phone. And finally, not taking photos or videos at concerts. Being like, you know no? I'm here. I'm gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna live in the moment. If I wanna see, like, a second by second video of this thing, I will go and I will find it online.