@chloe.longname
Instagram · Skit
@chloe.longname @camille_cookie rent is 25 dollars
@chloe.longname
Instagram · Skit
@chloe.longname @camille_cookie rent is 25 dollars
Performance
Video #10649 · Skit
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Two creators dressed in Victorian-era clothing act out a POV skit welcoming a new roommate, humorously denying they are ghosts while making specific historical references to consumption, telegrams, and the Great Molasses Flood.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
POV: your new roommates are definitely not ghosts
Verbal hook · 15%
Are you the new roommate from Craigslist?
Visual hook · 30%
Two women dressed in full Victorian/Edwardian period costumes standing in a modern doorway, creating an immediate visual anachronism.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Visual Contradiction: A standard social scenario (roommate interview) is introduced, but the visual presentation (costumes) immediately contradicts the stated normalcy.
Payoff
The Blunt Confession: The sketch ends with a sudden, dark, or shocking admission (syphilis) that completely shatters any remaining pretense of politeness or normalcy.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Transparent Masquerade Sketch
Characters attempt to pass as normal in a modern setting while exclusively exhibiting traits of a specific, contrasting archetype, creating humor through the constant failure of their disguise.
The Freudian Slip
The characters attempt to use modern terminology but accidentally default to era-specific jargon (e.g., 'consumption' vs 'COVID'), forcing a clumsy correction.
The Anachronistic Rule
A standard boundary is set (house rules), but the reasoning is based on obsolete technology or historical norms (hay bales, smoking pipes, telegrams).
The Failed Modernity
The characters attempt to engage with a modern object or concept (fidget toys, indoor plumbing) but react with confusion, violence, or excessive awe.
The Underwhelming Flex
The characters demonstrate something they consider 'wild' or 'crazy' (a dance move), which is objectively stiff or boring by modern standards.
The Absurdist Lore
The narrative detours into a highly specific, historically accurate, yet ridiculous backstory (The Great Molasses Flood) that is treated with deadly seriousness.
@camille_cookie rent is 25 dollars
title · beginning
POV: your new roommates are definitely not ghosts
contextual · beginning
are you the new roommate from Craigslist
Are you the new roommate from Craigslist? I swear if you have consumption again. I don't I mean, COVID. So we're pretty chill. We're chill. This is the room. This is the bed. You're gonna have to bring your own hay bale because I'm taking this one. No smoking pipes. My ex Evan Muser used to smoke all the time. Oh, you're betrothed. I don't I don't need it. He was obsessed with you. Showing Alfie. Yeah. He sent me, like, 10 telegrams. Do you like fidget toys? Okay. You don't have to. I shot that. We have a sink. And a toilet too. You don't have to throw your poop out the window. Come move us to the dance hall. You should watch this girl. She's, like, crazy with it. I'm crazy with it. Good dishwasher? Woah. Oh my god. I do have a crazy dip too. Miss Alexander. What are you doing? I just can smell the molasses. Put up a no fight. He swam so hard. Okay. Because when everyone else was scattering and surrendering, running back to their houses, you know what he did? He got his rifle, and he started shooting at it. He shot at that molasses. He was so slow because the molasses was taking over. Yeah. It was, like, in slow motion. Yeah. I can't even move. The bullet was like The bullet didn't even deleted it. Yeah. Yeah. But he you know, it's a thought. He gave me syphilis.