@tampa_bre
Instagram · Yap
@tampa_bre RIP archduke peanut brittle the third DM ME FOR MORE INFO $285,000 St. Pete FL 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1920 1,038 sqft I am not the listing agent.
@tampa_bre
Instagram · Yap
@tampa_bre RIP archduke peanut brittle the third DM ME FOR MORE INFO $285,000 St. Pete FL 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1920 1,038 sqft I am not the listing agent.
Performance
Video #12287 · Yap
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The creator gives a tour of a house, sharing her political opinions and personal anecdotes throughout. She comments on the wallpaper, the size of the house, and her dislike of social media. She ends by saying that she needs to get off the couch before she bleeds all over it.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 15%
WAS
Verbal hook · 70%
This house was built in 1920.
Visual hook · 15%
Shot of the house with a purple door and the creator standing in front of it.
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Steal this for your own video
This was in .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The video opens with a seemingly standard real estate introduction, setting the stage for a traditional tour.
Payoff
The video concludes with a call to action, encouraging viewers to disengage from their phones, while simultaneously acknowledging the presenter's own struggle with this issue.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
Humorous Rant-Style Real Estate Tour
A real estate tour is used as a vehicle for a humorous rant about modern life, social media, and personal anxieties.
Historical Juxtaposition
The presenter contrasts the house's construction year with significant historical events, creating an initial layer of irony.
Interior Design Critique
The presenter offers a sarcastic critique of the interior design choices, using it as a springboard for a broader commentary on societal trends.
Social Media Rant
The presenter transitions into a rant about the pervasiveness of social media and its negative impact on mental health, using personal anecdotes for comedic effect.
Facebook Status Parody
The presenter parodies typical Facebook status updates, highlighting the superficiality and oversharing prevalent on social media.
Existential Crisis
The presenter expresses a moment of self-awareness and existential dread, acknowledging the need to disconnect from technology.
RIP archduke peanut brittle the third DM ME FOR MORE INFO $285,000 St. Pete FL 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom 1920 1,038 sqft I am not the listing agent.
title · beginning
WAS
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1920
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WOMEN
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VOTE
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AMERICAN
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DIED
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ONE
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1000
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FEET
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SHOULDN'T
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WALLPAPER
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REALLY
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SIT
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PROFUSELY
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SEE
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OPINION
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OPEN
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DO
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DEREK
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OPINION
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EAST
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USED
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DOWN
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AND
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TAKING
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HEALTHCARE
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WHY
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BECAUSE
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FACE
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TO
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IT'S
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FEEDING
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OF
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REASONS
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BOYFRIEND'S
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HERE'S
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JUST
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TRASH
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ONE'S
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KNOW, MAYBE
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POSTED
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STATUS
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YEARS
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JUST
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DELETE
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SUPER
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HAD
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ARCHDUKE
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BRITTLE
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THIS
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RIP
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FOREVER
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BRITTLE
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YOUR
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GOD FORBID
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SECONDS
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NEEDS
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PHONE
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BEFORE I
This house was built in 1920. That's the same year women got the right to vote. It's also the same year American values died. Two bedrooms, one bathroom, 1,000 square feet. See? This is why women shouldn't vote. They pick wallpaper like this. This is really cute, though. I'm scared to sit on it. I am profusely bleeding from my Why do I have to see everyone's political opinion every time I open this app? I do not need to see what Derek from high school's opinion is on The Middle East. Derek from high school used to stick his hands down the back of his pants and then smell his fingers. I don't think we should be taking his advice on health care. Everybody's like, why am I so depressed? I don't know. Is it because you have a glowing thing in your face all day? You don't put it down no take a shit. It's right here, and it's feeding you a constant stream of shit. Six reasons why your boyfriend's a narcissist. Here's why your mom doesn't love you. Science just proved that a 100% of men are trash. Alright. That one's probably true. I don't know. Maybe you're sad because you've posted a Facebook status every single day for the last fifteen years. You're like, hey, guys. Just took a massive shit. Felt cute might delete later. I'm super sad, you guys. Had to put my dog, Arch Duke, Peanut brittle the third down this morning. Rip in peace. We're gonna love you forever, Archduke Peanut brittle the third. Put your phone down. God forbid you best with your thoughts for more than five seconds. Share this with someone who needs to get the off their phone. I need to get the off this lady's couch before I bleed all over it.