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@brodyautomates Tuesday simulator #n8n
@brodyautomates
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@brodyautomates Tuesday simulator #n8n
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Video #15080 · Talking Head Edit
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The creator sarcastically presents a detailed walkthrough of his newly created, absurdly over-the-top automation workflow called the 'Hell Yeah Simulator,' which automates a chaotic and unhealthy lifestyle including posting on social media, ordering beer and cigarettes, going to the casino, and lowballing sellers on Facebook Marketplace.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 15%
CREATED
Verbal hook · 55%
Just created the most phenomenal workflow you'll ever see.
Visual hook · 30%
A complex, glowing flowchart graphic is overlaid above the speaker's head, immediately establishing the video's topic of workflows and automation in a visually interesting way.
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Steal this for your own video
I just built the most you've ever seen.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Bold Proclamation: The creator makes an exaggerated claim about having created something ultimate or phenomenal, giving it a memorable and ridiculous name to set the tone.
Payoff
The Engagement Bait Offer: The creator concludes by offering the absurd system/concept to the audience for free in exchange for a specific, on-brand comment, converting viewership directly into engagement.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Escalation Showcase
To present a single, complex system or concept by revealing a list of its features, with each feature escalating in absurdity or specificity to build comedic tension and showcase a satirical persona.
The Foundational Trope
The first feature revealed is an automated version of a well-known cliche or stereotype within the target niche, grounding the satire in a relatable concept.
The Personality Injection
The next feature adds a layer of hyper-specific, personal taste (like music, food, or style), further defining the satirical persona.
The Anti-Social Automation
A feature is revealed that automates social avoidance or reinforces a persona of being too busy/important for normal interaction.
The Vice Engine
The features escalate to automate a vice or unhealthy habit, signaling a shift from productivity satire to lifestyle chaos.
The Financial Scheme
A feature is shown that automates a questionable or absurd 'side hustle,' financial scheme, or negotiation tactic.
The Peak Absurdity Engine
The final feature revealed is the most chaotic and pointless, automating a purely antagonistic or nonsensical task to serve as the comedic climax.
Tuesday simulator #n8n
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CREATED
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WORKFLOW
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CALLED
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SIMULATOR
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WILL HAVE
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AT 645
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SINGLE MORNING,
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POST
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"RISE AND GRIND"
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MEDIA
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ALSO,
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THE ALARM
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SET
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MAN
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BY
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EVERY
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THIS AUTOMATION
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TO
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CAN'T
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GRINDING
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THIS WILL
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BEER
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YOUR DOOR.
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AUTOMATICALLY
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API
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DIRECTLY
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CASINO.
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WILL GO
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ARBITRAGE.
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ANY TIME
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BETTING
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OUT
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MEDIA
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HOW
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LOWBALL
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HARLEYS
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PROFILE
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FOR
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DINNER,
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STEAK
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MONSTER.
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AUTOMATICALLY
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WITH
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WILL
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FLIPPER
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BULK
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GEAR
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IT.
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SOON
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AUTOMATION,
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"HELL YEAH"
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FREE.
Just created the most phenomenal workflow you'll ever see. It's called the hell yeah simulator. This automation will have an alarm at 06:45 every single morning, and it will automatically post tier and grind to all of your social media platforms. Also, five minutes after the alarm is posted, it will set Spotify to play Man in the Box by Alice in Chains every single morning. This automation will auto reply to every text with can't rank, grinding. First thing in the morning, this will DoorDash beer and cigarettes to your door. It will automatically time it so that when the beer and cigarettes arrives, the Uber API orders an Uber directly to the casino. During the ride to the casino, a few different functions will happen. First, it will go through the sports betting arbitrage. Anytime you get a sports betting win, it will send out social media brag about how good you are at sports betting. Then it connects to my Facebook marketplace lowball automation that will strictly lowball 10,000 Harleys per hour. This will also automatically swipe right on every dating profile within 50 miles. Every night for lunch and a dinner, it will order you steak and white monster. We have a chatbot that will automatically argue with people in local Facebook groups. Groups. Finally, we'll start the eBay flipper better, which will buy bulk tactical gear and try and flip it. I'll make a video on this soon. So if you want this automation, just comment hell yeah, and I'll send this to you for free.