Man tells story exposing fake YouTubers.from @articlesofstyle

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You know those YouTube basketball players like this dude? Okay. They're not good players. It's all bullshit and video editing. It's fake. It's fugazi. It's f f f fairy dust. And by now, you know that I hate fake shit. I hate fake clothes made of plastic. I hate fake food full of chemicals. And most of all, I hate fake people saying fake things. So if you've ever wondered, are these guys as good as they say they are? Boy, do I have a story for you. So I pull up to the park on a Saturday morning and there's a game going on, a little bit a crowd. So I get excited because in situations like this, people never see me coming. I get the whole crowd jumping and screaming. If you know, you know. As I get closer to the court, I see those people filming this game. And I'm wondering, who are these guys? So as I always do, I roll up to the baseline. I call next. Hey, yo. I got next. I look across the way, and this guy's scrunching his face at me. So I say, okay. Maybe this guy thinks he has next. So I walk around the politic a little bit. Meanwhile, the game that's going on ends, and the team that loses doesn't get off the court. So now I say, woah. Woah. Woah. I start to get mad. Bad say, well, you guys lost. You're off. This is an international global rule to pick up basketball. Lose. You're off. Next. So we start to get into an argument. Now I'm the old guy screaming at the young kids in the park. So I gotta take a step back. Let me just watch a game or two. What I see absolutely baffles me. I can only describe it as the worst pickup game I've ever seen. These young kids coming down trying to do n one mix tape moves that tier better practiced, throwing up ugly bricks and air balls all day long. So at this point, I don't have time to wait around and I don't wanna play in this game anyway. But before I leave, I give these guys names and I realize they're YouTube guys. So the next day, I'm looking these fucking guys up and sure enough, their latest video is from that park that I was at. I'm actually in the background of the video. But to my absolute surprise and at this point, I'm flabbergasted, they're only showing the makes. They cut out all the bad plays, all the air balls, all the bricks. The video is just make, make, make. Now this really pissed me off because sports is one of the few things you can't fake. You really need to put in that work rank cream rises to the top. Doesn't care about your fucking video edit. And then they make the mistake of having an open gym. They invite all the people that are following them to come and challenge them, play against them at LA Fitness. And guess who put on a black cashmere sweater and showed up to that rank? Enjoy.