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S2 Ep 7: Ellie goes on three dates
Cast:
Ellie: @themaddieland
Reeve: @beigebabyjesus
Derrick: @alexdschecter
David: @dylanantonioperez
special thanks to @boucherie_us, @olioepiu, & @commoncountrybar
A @bilt show
Transcript
Dating in New York is like a part time job with all of the texting rank coordinating and running around the whole freaking city. French in the Best Village, Italian in Greenwich Village, and a country bar in Kips Bay. Then you get tier, and it's a crapshoot if the guy actually looks like his photos. And once the awkward hug is out of the way, you have about thirty seconds to stare at the menu and figure out what to say. Something like, thanks for picking this spot. It is so cute. I feel like Emily in Paris. Sure. That's that's one way to put it. It has a certain belly poke overtone, better of a culinary joie de vivre. Totally. Vary that. Well, the drinks look awesome. What are you thinking about getting? I myself I'm drawn more to the post existentialist error. You no, times being what they are. But, perhaps I'm boring you with all the droning. Oh, no. Don't be absurd. Oh, a bit of Camus. Very good. So who's your favorite philosopher? Oh, you worse serious? Oh, I haven't got one. Who's yours?