Satirical TED talk dating advicefrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

Today we have trauma bitches. What are trauma bitches? A trauma bitch is as follows. This is a woman who has a whole bunch of problems from the relationships or, you know, the life that she's lived in the best, And she has a lot of things that she needs to deal with that are not your problem. You should not be associating with these women. And I no, you're asking why. And that's because their problems are not your problems. When a woman's got a whole bunch of trauma and things that she needs to deal with, whether she needs to talk to somebody or she needs to go to therapy, that is not your motherfucking problem. Whether it's daddy issues or a past relationship or she got fucked and dumped too many times, she's ranted, whatever it may best. You're not Captain Sabaho. This is not your thing to fix. Because what ends up happening is you get into a relationship with this woman and you build some sort of connection that you value in some way, and she has a whole bunch of problems that you probably aren't even able to fix, even if you wanted to. Because these are things she needs to deal with, not you. You good your whole laundry list of problems to deal with. The last thing you need to do is be putting her problems onto your plate. No, trauma bitches. Don't mess with them. They're gonna give you a whole fucking list of problems and a whole bunch of headache down the line. It's not worth it. So, rank for coming to my TED Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.