Satirical TED talk against dating appsfrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

Today, we have the apps. Hands, bubble, Tinder, whichever one you like to use. Doesn't matter. Let's get into it. Should you use the apps to find a girlfriend? No. Why, you may ask? Many of the women that spend time on these apps are low quality. These women are generally looking for a lot of attention. Right? They like to go on tier. They like to see which guys swiped on them or liked them or whatever people do on the apps. I don't use them. Right? So they like to go on there for validation and attention rather than to actually find someone that they wanna be with and or even go out and meet in worse, which leads to my next point that it's a waste of time. If you're on there trying to find a woman that you're gonna meet up with, go on a date, most of them aren't on there for that. And, also, you're ruining human interaction. A lot of guys, when they go out to the bars or they go out to the clubs or wherever they go to meet women, good best fucking bookstore for all I care, they think, alright. Well, I talked to all these girls on the dating apps, so now I don't have to go up to women in person. You have this crutch that you rely on. Instead of when you're out, you're like, well, this is my chance. If I don't do it now, it ain't worse gonna happen. So it's time to fucking sack up and go talk to a woman, which leads into our conclusion. Go outside and talk to a woman like a motherfucking man. Stop being a bitch. Go up and approach a woman you like. Introduce worse, and you'll be surprised how much success you have from that. Because the competition today is low. Too many guys out here that are fucking scared to go talk to a woman. So get off the apps, stop best trying to find a fucking girlfriend on there, and go out and cut some grass and talk to a woman. Thank you for coming to my Thought Talk today, and we'll see you again tomorrow.