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ON TOUR- NJ 5/7, Honolulu 5/20, San Antonio TX 5/29-30, Boston 6/6-7, Vancouver 6/11-6/13, Austin TX 6/19-6/20,
SUMMER TOUR- Chandler AZ, Nashville, Sacramento, Uncasville CT, Dallas TX
FALL TOUR- San Francisco Philadelphia, Washington DC, Baltimore, Eugene OR, Portland OR, Raleigh NC, St Louis, Indianapolis, Los Angeles
#comedy #standup #crowdwork #asian #fullbeard
Transcript
Hello, mate. Are you an Asian guy with a beard? Are you Asian? Have you got a full beard? Woah, dude. That's crazy. Holy shit. You guys can't even see. Am I even usually, it's like a they're missing hair. You know? These guys got full out he's like Drake out for a while. He's a porn. And I'm like, holy shit. Are you full Asian? Holy cow, dude. How can you have babies with me? Because my son can't handle this bullshit anymore, dude. I look, I can't even go to this little mini part. It's the reverse Hitler. It's like it's the really reverse Hitler. It sucks. This part is the most crucial part of any any beard. Right? Do you rank it's this or this? It's not. It's right here. And you figured out, is there a secret that I should know? Genetics? You fucking piece of shit. It's like, I was born like this. Some people got it, some people don't, bro. What can I answer you? Can I answer? How long does it take you to grow that total, I think? You always has it? Since the date since you're babies? Okay, also how do you know? Who are you? Are you his boy? Are you his dating? Oh, you are? Okay, fine. Nice. Nice. Next, obviously, if you need a if you're gonna Asian guy full beard, it's gonna it's gonna attract a white man, you know what I mean? Let's go if you need that. I I started doing this, I got a white girl recently. They love it. They love a little Rank like a, it's a compliment, I think, to me. For me it's a compliment. Okay nice, well, well we don't need to talk to you then.